5 min Sep 23, 2026 Estrenos
Limit Delivery: Pulseless Speed on the Industrial Assembly Line
Scott Waugh tries to clone chase-thriller adrenaline with Alan Ritchson and Owen Wilson, delivering only a hollow, digitally washed-out joyride.
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6 min Sep 17, 2026 Estrenos
On the Run: A Senseless Sprint
A marathon of clichés and marketing sweat that leaves the audience feeling like they've run in circles. 💀
5 min Sep 17, 2026 Críticas
Insidious: The Red Door – Acidic Review by Maximiliano Z.
A review that dissects the fifth installment of Insidious with sarcasm, hard data, and a touch of respect for the Blumhouse formula.
5 min Sep 17, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Cursed Guest: A Dream That Turns Into a Nightmare
A scathing critique that acknowledges the hits of Ruth Platt's unsettling work, but points out its lack of surprise and pacing.
6 min Sep 17, 2026 Series
Special Operations: Lioness – Autopsy of a series without anesthesia
A corrosive review that dissects Taylor Sheridan's series like a corpse of television malpractice.
6 min Sep 16, 2026 Estrenos
Coyote vs. Acme: The Lawsuit Nobody Asked For
A 103-minute satire that turns Wile E. Coyote into a pathetic lawyer; the worst mix of cartoon and bureaucracy I have ever witnessed.
5 min Sep 16, 2026 Estrenos
Head to Head: Marfil – Acid Review
A review that unearths the industrial garbage of 'Head to Head: Marfil', the Pokeepsie Films scam that leaves you with a red account and a headache.
7 min Sep 16, 2026 Perros Verdes
Superhost: The Hell of Five Stars
A half-working Airbnb horror comedy. Brandon Christensen captures the traveler's paranoia, but the script falls halfway. Rating: 5.8.
5 min Sep 16, 2026 Series
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen: The Autopsy of a Talk-Show Without Anesthesia
A mordacious dissection of Andy Cohen's show that lays bare the necrosis of celebrity culture and runaway reality television.
6 min Sep 15, 2026 Estrenos
The Mutiny: The Mutation of Cheap Machismo
Jason Statham returns to the screen with a movie that reeks of sweat and cheap marketing. Acidic, unfiltered review.
6 min Sep 15, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Last Breath: Oxygen-Deprived Immersion
A submarine dive that drowns more than it breathes: Claqueta Ácida's critique of a thriller running out of air.
5 min Sep 15, 2026 Series
Reacher: Autopsy of a series thriller
A brutal dissection of the series Reacher that reveals its purulent tissue and the necrosis of its script, with clinical sarcasm and dark humor.
6 min Sep 15, 2026 Clásicos
Snatch: Dogs and Diamonds: A Pastiche of Bullets and Gems
Snatch revisited with sarcasm: Ritchie blows up clichés, Brad Pitt insists on an impossible accent, and the audience pays €9.50 for a mountain of noise and style.
12 min Sep 14, 2026 Perros Verdes
28 años después: El templo de los huesos: cuando el cine de culto se tropieza con su propia sombra
Una secuela que huele a podrido desde el primer fotograma. Garland y DaCosta intentan revivir el género, pero el resultado es un KO técnico disfrazado de obra maestra.
6 min Sep 14, 2026 Perros Verdes
Noise: A deaf echo in the corridor of anxiety
An autopsy of a cheap thriller that only manages to irritate the viewer while they pay for their ticket.
6 min Sep 13, 2026 Perros Verdes
Bloodline: An Acidic Review by Odin Lagbert
A biting review that dissects the mediocrity of Bloodline, the latest Blumhouse entry that promises blood but delivers routine.
6 min Sep 13, 2026 Festivales
Burning: The fire no one put out
An acidic critique of Lee Chang-dong's masterpiece, where suspense is brewed amidst coffee smoke and uncomfortable silences.
6 min Sep 13, 2026 Perros Verdes
Pooka Lives! – An Acidic Review by Valeria Von Doom
A biting review of Pooka Lives! that acknowledges its hits but points out its lack of spark in an era saturated with creepypastas.
6 min Sep 12, 2026 Clásicos
Living Cemetery: The Grave That Never Rests
A scathing critique of the 1989 Pet Sematary, caught between nostalgia, horror, and a script that digs itself up with zero enthusiasm.
6 min Sep 12, 2026 Clásicos
Event Horizon: A Voyage into the Void of Space
A scathing critique that dissects the cosmic horror of Event Horizon with erudition and biting sarcasm.
7 min Sep 12, 2026 Críticas
Insidious: Chapter 3: The Dream That Became a Marketing Nightmare
Leigh Whannell directs a sequel that tries to be more than just a Blumhouse product, but the result is a ghost thriller stuck halfway between art and the cash register.
9 min Sep 12, 2026 Clásicos
Sleepers: When Hell Has a Name and a Surname
Barry Levinson turns prison drama into a feast of cruelty and redemption. Spoiler: forgiveness hurts more than the punches.
6 min Sep 12, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Dogs: A bark that gets stuck in the throat
An acidic critique of Valerie Buhagiar's unsettling yet predictable effort, where rural horror remains in the shadows.
6 min Sep 11, 2026 Clásicos
The Shawshank Redemption: A Redemption That Never Ages
A scathing critique that celebrates the masterful alchemy of Darabont, Freeman, and Robbins, without losing the irony of an immortal classic.
6 min Sep 11, 2026 Clásicos
The Corpse Collector: An Acidic Review of Lúa
A biting review that unravels the baroque horror of the 1968 film, amidst Karloff, shadows, and macabre sculptures.
5 min Sep 11, 2026 Perros Verdes
Maniac (2012): A remake that stays in the shadows
An acidic review of 'Maniac' (2012), a slasher attempt that barely scratches the surface of horror.
12 min Sep 11, 2026 Perros Verdes
Revenge: When the Revenge Thriller Morphs into a Survival Manual for Women (and a Screenwriting Disaster)
A French woman with a knife and style: feminist thriller or gratuitous exercise in cruelty? Coralie Fargeat’s debut feature splits opinions sharper than an axe through a skull.
7 min Sep 11, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Bay: An Outbreak of Mediocrity in the Maryland Bay
An acidic review of Barry Levinson's film that tries to scare with viruses and ends up as a low-budget routine.
6 min Sep 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
Piglet: When the Mirror Returns Fangs
A teenage nightmare where bullying reeks of rotting flesh and revenge tastes like fresh blood. Gothic thriller with more grease than a slaughterhouse.
7 min Sep 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
Extinction: The Apocalypse That Fits in a Garage
A low‑budget zombie apocalypse that works in bursts and bores elsewhere. Byers does what he can with 84 minutes and almost no money.
10 min Sep 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
Hunting Season: The Hunt That Never Began (But Almost Did)
Mel Gibson and a mysterious girl in a rural thriller that reeks of rancid testosterone and a script scribbled on a bar napkin. Raja Collins delivers a debut that doesn’t scare, but also doesn’t bore. Is it worth it? Almost.
9 min Sep 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
Splinter: Bugs, Sweat, and Cheap Gasoline
A mutant parasite hijacks four misfortunates in a roadside gas station. 82 minutes of cheap but pulsating creature feature. It's not The Thing, but it hits hard.
9 min Sep 6, 2026 Clásicos
Cape Fear: Scorsese Pumps Pure Terror Into Your Veins (and Soul)
De Niro as a textbook psychopath, Scorsese at his dirtiest, and a script that leaves you gasping for air. Psychological terror in its rawest form.
10 min Sep 6, 2026 Perros Verdes
Strange Harvest: The Fake Documentary That Doesn’t Know It’s Fake (And That’s Its Only Charm)
Stuart Ortiz delivers a B-movie found footage flick with more ambition than budget. Is it worth it? Only if you enjoy horror that smells like a poorly ventilated garage.
6 min Sep 6, 2026 Perros Verdes
Trick or Treat: A Scathing Review of Bastian Noir
A biting review of 'Trick or Treat', where the horror atmosphere stays on the surface and talent dissolves into clichés.
9 min Sep 6, 2026 Perros Verdes
A Whisper Summoned My Name: When Terror Smells Like Mold and a Recycled Script
85 minutes of Argentine Gothic atmosphere that promises more than it delivers. Bastian Noir dissects this horror ritual with a scalpel and sarcasm.
3 min Sep 5, 2026 Críticas
Acid in the Veins: Fede Álvarez Revives the Tactile Panic of Alien
Industrial claustrophobia and pure physical terror. A merciless critique of Ian Holm's CGI and the cheap nostalgia that stains the franchise's return.
11 min Sep 4, 2026 Perros Verdes
28 Years Later: The Rage Virus Returns... Along with the Boredom
Danny Boyle and Alex Garland attempt to resurrect post-apocalyptic terror with an iPhone 15 Pro Max. Spoiler: it doesn’t work.
12 min Sep 4, 2026 Clásicos
**Gremlins**: The Ageless Chaos That Still Stares at Us with the Eyes of a Mogwai
Joe Dante turned holiday terror into black comedy with absurd rules. Forty years later, it remains a masterpiece of controlled chaos and a how-to manual on making monsters adorable.
8 min Sep 3, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Wail: When Horror Drowns in Its Own Yawn
Pedro Martín Calero delivers an Argentine supernatural thriller that promises the moon and hands you an eternal sigh. Ester Expósito shines, but the script loses itself in its own labyrinth of tears.
7 min Sep 3, 2026 Clásicos
The Pianist: Polanski and the Horror That Needs No Monsters
Roman Polanski turns the Holocaust into art without redemption. Adrien Brody shatters our souls just by breathing. An uncomfortable masterpiece.
11 min Sep 2, 2026 Clásicos
Chained: The Hitchcock Network
Acidic review of 'Chained', the Hitchcock film that will trap you
8 min Sep 2, 2026 Clásicos
The White Ribbon: The Silence That Screams (And No One Bothered to Listen)
Haneke dissects fascism with a silver scalpel in stark black and white. Cold, cruel, and essential. 9.2/10, but don’t you dare watch it on a Sunday.
3 min Sep 1, 2026 Clásicos
Apocalypse Now: A Descent into the Heart of Darkness
A scathing review of *Apocalypse Now*, a film that drags you kicking and screaming into the madness of war
12 min Sep 1, 2026 Estrenos
Old Hag: A Technical Knockout
A devastating takedown of the film *Old Hag*—a cinematic exorcism that leaves you gasping for air and questioning your life choices.
12 min Aug 31, 2026 Perros Verdes
V/H/S: The Found Footage That Forgot It Was an Anthology Until It Was Too Late
Eight directors, one cursed format, and a script that reads like it was scribbled on a bar napkin. Art or accident? Silvia Mordaz dissects it with a scalpel and acid.
3 min Aug 30, 2026 Clásicos
Species: The Alien Threat
A scathing review of the 1995 science fiction film
8 min Aug 30, 2026 Clásicos
GoodFellas: Scorsese Reminds Us the Mafia Is the Last American Dream Standing
Scorsese delivers a brutal portrait of the mob where crime doesn’t pay—but at least it makes you feel alive. Or so you think, until paranoia gnaws you down to the bone.
7 min Aug 29, 2026 Estrenos
SEND HELP: Sam Raimi Drowns in His Own Reference Chowder
Sam Raimi tries to resurrect the spirit of *Cast Away* with an unbearable boss and a Rachel McAdams who deserved so much better. The result? A shipwreck of ideas.
9 min Aug 29, 2026 Perros Verdes
Terrifier 2: The Clown Who Rose from the Dead (And Should’ve Stayed Six Feet Under)
Damien Leone resurrects Art the Clown with more blood, fewer ideas, and a budget that reeks of gas-station pizza. Cult classic or celluloid vomit?
11 min Aug 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
Donnie Darko: The Movie Nobody Understood (Not Even Herself)
Richard Kelly sold us a $4 million puzzle that he himself didn't know how to solve. Jake Gyllenhaal shines, but the script drowns in its own ambition. Cult classic by accident.
15 min Aug 28, 2026 Clásicos
*Seven*: The Darkness That Defines Us
A descent into the abyss of the human condition—bring a vomit bag and a therapist on standby
9 min Aug 27, 2026 Perros Verdes
Black Friday: The Day Terror Turned into a Turkey (And Not Because of the Stuffing)
Eli Roth tries to resurrect the slasher with a Thanksgiving-themed killer, but ends up serving a cold, reheated dish. 107 minutes of unfulfilled promises.
8 min Aug 26, 2026 Clásicos
Chinatown: The Noir That Knocks You Out Without Warning (And Leaves You Wondering What the Hell Just Happened)
Roman Polanski delivers a technical knockout to film noir: flawless script, Nicholson in a state of grace, and an ending that stings worse than a liver shot. Masterpiece or dirty fight?
8 min Aug 26, 2026 Clásicos
The Wolf of Wall Street: Scorsese Drowns in His Own Champagne
Scorsese films a three-hour orgy where capitalism celebrates itself. DiCaprio shines, but the script reeks of self-satisfaction. Critique or apology?
11 min Aug 25, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Priest: Thanksgiving Massacre – When the Turkey’s a Cannibal and the Sermon Smells Like Blood
Steve Lawson serves up a low-budget terror feast with more salt than scares. Folk horror for microwave fans: fast, cheap, and leaves the same aftertaste.
9 min Aug 25, 2026 Perros Verdes
Terrifier: The Short That Was Born Dead (But Rose as a Low-Budget Nightmare)
Damien Leone spews his love for '80s gore in 19 minutes of psychopathic clownery. Genius or puke? Claqueta Ácida dissects the embryo of Art the Clown.
8 min Aug 24, 2026 Perros Verdes
Lapönia: When the Nougat Tastes Like Ashes and the Christmas Spirit Smells Like Rot
David Serrano turns Christmas into an emotional landfill. Santa Claus doesn’t exist, but the real tragedy is that this movie does. 🎄🔥
9 min Aug 24, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Inevitable: The Apocalypse That Couldn’t Even Save the Script
Fercks Castellani gifts us a canned end-of-the-world special: four walls, five actors, and a savior who reeks of a bargain-bin sermon. Art? Not even on Judgment Day.
6 min Aug 24, 2026 Estrenos
**Evil Dead Rise: A Family Disaster on Fire**
A scathing review of the horror flick *Evil Dead Rise*—where family drama burns brighter than the demons.
10 min Aug 24, 2026 Clásicos
Shutter Island: The Island That Never Was (And the Script That Wasn’t Either)
Scorsese and DiCaprio play Hitchcock dress-up, but end up in an asylum of clichés and mothball-scented twists. Masterpiece or pretentious style exercise?
7 min Aug 23, 2026 Críticas
Licorice Pizza: The Valley of Shattered Dreams (and Unmade Beds)
Paul Thomas Anderson gifts us a nostalgic trip to '73 that reeks of gasoline, teenage sweat, and missed opportunities. A masterpiece or just a self-indulgent wank?
9 min Aug 22, 2026 Perros Verdes
Napoleon: Ridley Scott vs. Ridicule (And He Gets Crushed)
Ridley Scott turns Napoleon’s life into a cardboard spectacle with Joaquin Phoenix playing a carnival sideshow attraction. History for dummies.
8 min Aug 22, 2026 Estrenos
Battle After Battle: When Genius Trips Over Its Own Ambition
Paul Thomas Anderson adapts *Vineland* and gifts us 162 minutes of pretension masquerading as profundity. DiCaprio and Penn shine, but the script drowns them. 🎬🔥
1 min Aug 21, 2026 Críticas
The Menu: A Recipe for the Abyss
A scathing review of *The Menu*, the film that’ll make you question the true cost of exclusivity
10 min Aug 21, 2026 Estrenos
The Last House: The Suspense That Forgot to Shut the Door (and Just Loiters in the Hallway)
Louis Leterrier delivers a claustrophobic thriller with more holes than a Swiss cheese factory. Greta Lee shines, but the script drowns in its own flop sweat. A masterpiece? Not even close.
12 min Aug 21, 2026 Clásicos
Blue Velvet: A Descent into the Abyss
A scathing review of *Blue Velvet*, David Lynch’s film that drags you kicking and screaming into the rot beneath suburbia’s manicured lawns.
9 min Aug 20, 2026 Clásicos
The Piano Teacher: Haneke Flays the Soul with Ivory Keys and Razor Blades
Isabelle Huppert in a role that burns. Haneke turns the conservatory into an emotional slaughterhouse. Pain, silence, and a mother worse than hell itself.
13 min Aug 20, 2026 Estrenos
Primitive War: The War Nobody Asked For
A war movie that promises everything and delivers a dud
12 min Aug 19, 2026 Perros Verdes
Braindead: The Zombification of Decency
An acidic critique of Peter Jackson's film that will leave you wanting more... or not
11 min Aug 19, 2026 Clásicos
The Departed: Scorsese Plays Chess with Rats and We All Lose
Scorsese delivers a rat-infested thriller where Boston reeks of cheap whiskey and betrayal. Nicholson steals the show, DiCaprio sweats ink, and Damon grins like a psychopath. A masterpiece with an expiration date: never.
11 min Aug 18, 2026 Clásicos
2001: A Space Odyssey — The Day Kubrick Left Us Speechless (and Oxygenless)
Kubrick turned science fiction into pure art: 149 minutes of eloquent silence, bone-wielding apes, and a psychopathic computer. Masterpiece or pretentious fraud? Here’s the verdict.
11 min Aug 18, 2026 Críticas
The Ghost Writer: A Political Thriller That Drains Your Will to Live
Claqueta Ácida’s scathing review of Roman Polanski’s *The Ghost Writer*—a political thriller that grinds patience into dust with the enthusiasm of a tax audit.
10 min Aug 17, 2026 Estrenos
The End of Oak Street: David Robert Mitchell Reinvents Cosmic Horror Without Losing Its Human Core
Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor lead this claustrophobic descent where the unknown isn’t a monster—it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams. Mitchell proves once again that the most terrifying horror is the kind that festers in the intimate.
9 min Aug 17, 2026 Clásicos
The Ninth Gate: The Devil’s Tome Polanski Couldn’t Be Bothered to Read
Polanski delivers a gothic thriller with more dust than demons, where Johnny Depp wanders through pages even he can’t decipher. A cursed masterpiece or just another pretentious tome gathering cobwebs on the shelf?
15 min Aug 16, 2026 Perros Verdes
As Above, So Below in Hell: A Descent into the Abyss of Mediocrity
A scathing deep-dive into the film that plunges into the darkest corners of the human psyche, only to resurface with demons that haunt us via a festival of clichés and a script so desperate it might as well be a cry for help.
10 min Aug 16, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Death of Robin Hood*: Another Hero Who Should’ve Hung Up His Quiver?
Hugh Jackman dons the tunic one last time—or so the title claims. Redemption or just an autopsy of a myth that’s been rotting on the vine?
10 min Aug 16, 2026 Series
Our House: The Home That Was Never Yours (And the Script That Was Never Any Good)
A British mystery series that promises chills but delivers yawns. Simon Ashdown crafts a domestic thriller with more holes than Swiss cheese.
11 min Aug 15, 2026 Críticas
World War Z: A Masterclass in Controlled Chaos (Or How to Waste $200 Million on Zombies That Don’t Scare Anyone)
A scathing takedown of *World War Z*—where the undead run faster than the script’s IQ, and Brad Pitt’s heroics are the only thing more predictable than the zombie horde’s lack of originality.
11 min Aug 15, 2026 Perros Verdes
Incantation: A Brief but Brutal Hex
A scathing review of Yeo Siew Hua’s Incantation, a 6-minute descent into darkness that lingers like a curse
11 min Aug 15, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Neon Demon: A Dream That Fades Into a Nightmare of Pretension
Silvia Mordaz’s scathing review of *The Neon Demon*—a plunge into the fashion industry’s dark underbelly, where style devours substance and sanity.
9 min Aug 14, 2026 Estrenos
The Odyssey: Nolan’s Epic Ego Trip
Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: A cinematic masterpiece—or a bloated vanity project drowning in its own pretensions?
11 min Aug 14, 2026 Clásicos
The Others: The Phantom of the Victorian Opera in Light Gore (Or How Amenábar Sold Us Canned Fear with Class)
Alejandro Amenábar turns a gothic manor into a labyrinth of curtains and whispers. Nicole Kidman shines, but the script reeks of mothballs. A scalpel-sharp critique.
11 min Aug 14, 2026 Clásicos
Nightcrawler: The Power of Obsession (Or How to Sell Your Soul for a Front-Page Shot)
A razor-sharp evisceration of *Nightcrawler*—the film that exposes journalism’s dark underbelly while making you root for the monster.
11 min Aug 14, 2026 Perros Verdes
Wekufe: The Birth of Evil (and Eternal Boredom)
Javier Attridge turns the Chilote myth into a college term paper with delusions of cosmic horror. Spoiler: the only monster here is mediocrity.
13 min Aug 13, 2026 Perros Verdes
Hellbender: The Family Curse You Didn’t Know You Had
A lonely teen uncovers her family’s dark ties to witchcraft in this 2021 indie darling—if ‘darling’ means ‘a hot mess with delusions of grandeur.’
9 min Aug 13, 2026 Clásicos
The Favourite: The Game of Thrones That Never Was (And That’s Why It’s a Masterpiece)
Yorgos Lanthimos turns Queen Anne’s palace into a luxury insane asylum. Emma Stone, Olivia Colman, and Rachel Weisz dance a minuet with daggers. 9.0/10. 💀
10 min Aug 13, 2026 Clásicos
Possession: When Love Rots and Celluloid Bleeds
Żuławski turns a divorce into a flesh-and-psychosis black mass. Isabelle Adjani screams so hard the Berlin Wall shudders. Horror cinema for masochists with impeccable taste.
7 min Aug 13, 2026 Perros Verdes
Undertone: Cursed Frequency — The Podcast Nobody Asked For (And With Good Reason)
A podcast host moves in with her ailing mother and uncovers cursed tapes. Spoiler: the real horror is the script.
8 min Aug 12, 2026 Clásicos
**Caché (Hidden): The Silence That Screams and the Guilt That Won’t Forgive**
Michael Haneke dissects the French bourgeoisie with a psychological thriller that stings worse than a switchblade. Or is it just a hall of mirrors?
11 min Aug 12, 2026 Series
Euphoria: Looking Back – The Making-Of That Proves a Show About Self-Destructive Teens Needed a Lethal Dose of Self-Awareness (And Got None)
HBO drops 2026’s most unbearable footage: a hollow special where Sam Levinson drowns in his own media circus, and fans realize art imitates life… incompetently.
12 min Aug 12, 2026 Estrenos
The Sinners: A Technical KO in the Dark
A scathing look at Ryan Coogler’s latest cinematic gut-punch
9 min Aug 12, 2026 Clásicos
Inglourious Basterds: The Revenge That Tastes Like Blood and Rotten Celluloid
Tarantino rewrites history with a scalpel of razor-sharp dialogue and black humor that reeks of gunpowder. Christoph Waltz steals the corpse.
8 min Aug 12, 2026 Perros Verdes
A Poet: The Miracle No One Saw Coming (But We All Deserved)
Simón Mesa Soto delivers an unsettling masterpiece about poetry, aging, and failure. Painfully beautiful. 9.0/10.
9 min Aug 11, 2026 Clásicos
The Dark Knight: When Nolan Saved Superhero Cinema (And Gave Us a Joker for the Ages)
Christopher Nolan turned a comic book into Shakespeare with a blockbuster budget. Heath Ledger stole the Joker’s soul—and ours. Masterpiece or pretentious overkill? Here’s the autopsy.
9 min Aug 11, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Companion*: Drew Hancock and the Folk Horror We Didn’t Know We Needed (But Won’t Exactly Change Our Lives Either)
A folk thriller drenched in intoxicating atmosphere and solid performances, yet it lingers awkwardly between the poetic and the predictable. Drew Hancock makes a stylish debut—just don’t expect a revolution.
9 min Aug 11, 2026 Estrenos
War of the Worlds (2025): Ice Cube vs. the Martians, or How to Waste 90 Minutes of Your Existence
Universal Pictures gifts us an alien invasion thriller so predictable even the extraterrestrials are yawning. Ice Cube and Eva Longoria try to salvage something, but the script is flatter than a roadmap.
9 min Aug 11, 2026 Perros Verdes
Pretty and Deadly: When the Tutu Becomes a Murder Weapon
A troupe of ballerinas trapped in a remote inn discovers the real horror isn’t the killers—it’s their own choreography. A critique laced with venom and glitter.
9 min Aug 11, 2026 Perros Verdes
Satan’s Slaves: The Mud-Wrestling Match from Hell
The Indonesian horror flick that’ll leave you gasping for air—or praying for a quick death
13 min Aug 11, 2026 Clásicos
Thesis: A Masterclass in Darkness (Or How to Stab Your Audience in the Back Without Them Noticing)
Claqueta Ácida dissects Alejandro Amenábar’s *Thesis*—the film that turned cinematic violence into a psychological autopsy of the human soul.
12 min Aug 11, 2026 Perros Verdes
Vox Lux: The Price of Fame – The Glamour’s Dark Backstage
A pop star’s rise to fame in *Vox Lux: The Price of Fame*. But at what cost?
8 min Aug 10, 2026 Perros Verdes
Adolescence, Sex, and Death at Camp Miasma: The Slasher That Reeks of Teen Sweat and a Recycled Script
Jane Schoenbrun turns a summer camp into a dumpster fire of hormones and clichés. Art or autopsy of a dying subgenre?
9 min Aug 10, 2026 Estrenos
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: Tim Burton Shits the Bed Again—With Style
Tim Burton resurrects his most iconic creature, but the script is a Frankenstein’s monster of stale jokes and half-digested nostalgia. Keaton still rules, but this reeks of easy money.
12 min Aug 10, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Bride! or How Maggie Gyllenhaal Gifted Us a Postmodern Frankenstein… Still Nursing a 30-Something Hangover
Maggie Gyllenhaal drags Frankenstein into the 1930s: more makeup than meaning, a romance that burns neither hot nor cold, and an edit that feels like it was sliced with nail scissors. Passed with flying colors… if the colors were all the same shade.
12 min Aug 10, 2026 Clásicos
Princess Mononoke: Ghibli’s Masterpiece or a Pagan Ritual in Celluloid?
Silvia Mordaz’s scathing review of *Princess Mononoke*—Hayao Miyazaki’s epic that’s less a film and more a full-contact spiritual exorcism.
10 min Aug 10, 2026 Clásicos
Memento: The Maze Nolan Built to Fuck With Your Head (And He Nailed It)
Christopher Nolan dismantles memory like a Swiss watch in this twisted-structure masterpiece. Guy Pearce shines, but the script is the real monster here.
11 min Aug 10, 2026 Perros Verdes
Oldboy (2013): The Remake That Should Never Have Been, or How Spike Lee Butchered a Classic with Style
Spike Lee tackles *Oldboy* and achieves the impossible: turning a Korean revenge masterpiece into a snoozefest. Josh Brolin suffers, but not as much as the audience. 🔪💔
10 min Aug 10, 2026 Perros Verdes
Evil Dead Rise: Or How to Flog the Same Exorcism in a Luxury High-Rise
Lee Cronin revives Sam Raimi’s demons with a bigger budget and zero soul. Sequel or scam? Claqueta Ácida dissects the corpse.
9 min Aug 10, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Primate*: The Chimp That Doomed Us All (And It Wasn’t the Only One)
Johannes Roberts turns a rabid premise into a tropical nightmare dripping with more sweat than scares. Is it worth it? Yes—but not for the reasons you’d think.
9 min Aug 10, 2026 Estrenos
Smile 2: The Sequel That Grins with Someone Else’s Teeth (And They’re Not Even Its Own)
Parker Finn recycles the same old formula in this pointless sequel that mistakes psychological horror for a PowerPoint presentation of jump scares. Naomi Scott shines, but the script is a zombie wearing an Antonin Artaud mask.
7 min Aug 10, 2026 Estrenos
Spider-Man: Brand New Day – The Web-Slinger’s Midlife Crisis
The most scathing, unfiltered roast of *Spider-Man: Brand New Day*, the latest installment in the Wall-Crawler’s saga—now with 100% more existential dread and 0% less corporate cowardice.
7 min Aug 9, 2026 Estrenos
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die: Verbinski Plays Prophet in a Dive Diner
Gore Verbinski turns an AI apocalypse into a neighborhood vaudeville with Sam Rockwell and Juno Temple. It works—until it drowns in 40 minutes of futuristic sermonizing.
14 min Aug 9, 2026 Clásicos
*The Shining*: A Descent into the Abyss
Kubrick drags us to the Overlook, where madness and terror take the wheel—no ghosts required.
11 min Aug 9, 2026 Clásicos
The Matrix: The Revolution That Rewired Cinema’s Brain
A scathing, razor-sharp takedown of *The Matrix*—the sci-fi flick that didn’t just bend reality but snapped it in half like a glow stick at a cyber-rave.
11 min Aug 9, 2026 Estrenos
Minions & Monsters: A Shitshow of Animation
A scathing review of *Minions & Monsters*, laced with irony and the bitter aftertaste of disappointment
12 min Aug 9, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Zone Zero
A deadly virus unleashes hell at a biotech conference—because nothing says 'team-building' like a lab full of flesh-eating mutants.
13 min Aug 8, 2026 Críticas
A Ghost Story: A Journey Through Time and Memory
The Claqueta Ácida review of A Ghost Story, a film that explores existence and human connection.
9 min Aug 8, 2026 Clásicos
Black Swan: The Obsession That Gazed Back from the Mirror (And Winked)
Darren Aronofsky turns ballet into a razor-sharp psychological thriller. Natalie Portman dances, suffers, and leaves us breathless. Masterpiece or freak show?
9 min Aug 8, 2026 Perros Verdes
Climax: The Satanic Boogie That Gaspar Noé Slipped Us in the Sangria
Gaspar Noé turns a dancer’s rave into a 95-minute lysergic hellscape. Sweat, blood, and a single take so dizzying it’ll make your skull spin. Masterpiece or carnival sideshow?
13 min Aug 8, 2026 Perros Verdes
Protective Instinct: Milla Jovovich Against the World (and Against the Script)
Milla Jovovich returns to what she does best: kicking asses with a poker face. Adrian Grünberg keeps the pace, but the script limps along. Minor work? Absolutely. Necessary? Also.
10 min Aug 8, 2026 Críticas
The Nun: The Exorcism of the Predictable (or How to Sell Smoke in a Habit)
James Wan produces, Corin Hardy directs, and the demon Valak repeats ad nauseam. Soulless industrial horror that reeks of sanctity... but the kind that’s gone stale.
15 min Aug 8, 2026 Críticas
An Angel in Our Midst: A Christmas of Second Chances (Or How to Sell Emotional Snake Oil in 90 Minutes)
An angel works overtime to melt the heart of a hardened criminal in this festive tear-jerker that proves Hollywood’s factory of miracles is still running at full capacity—sentimental defects included.
11 min Aug 8, 2026 Estrenos
Whistle: The Deathly Hiss, A Scream of Terror
A scathing review of *Whistle: The Deathly Hiss*, the horror flick with a cursed whistle that’s about as fresh as a week-old corpse
9 min Aug 7, 2026 Clásicos
American Psycho: The Cracked Mirror of Wall Street (And Ours)
Christian Bale disembowels capitalism with an axe and an Armani suit. Mary Harron films it like a cologne commercial. Masterpiece or style guide for yuppies?
6 min Aug 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Platform: The Prison We Deserve (And the Hunger We Dare Not Name)
A social allegory that moves like a broken elevator: powerful at first, then circling the same floors until you’re bored of your own despair.
10 min Aug 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
Housebound: When Kiwi Horror Decides to Stay in Its Pajamas
Gerard Johnstone delivers a horror-comedy with more jokes than scares and a cast that barely keeps the furniture from collapsing. New Zealand, where’s your gothic soul hiding?
7 min Aug 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
Oldies: The Summer Grandpa Became a Ghost (And Nobody Noticed)
Raúl Cerezo delivers a Spanish Gothic thriller that reeks of mothballs and sweat. Psychological terror or nursing home nightmare? Let’s dissect it.
12 min Aug 6, 2026 Críticas
*House of Wax: The Horror Museum Hollywood Forgot to Torch*
Jaume Collet-Serra turns a promising slasher into a melting wax theme park. Paris Hilton shines—just not with talent.
12 min Aug 6, 2026 Clásicos
The Fog: When John Carpenter Took a Stroll Through the Limbo Between Gothic Terror and Unintentional Camp
John Carpenter weaves a fog that wavers between atmospheric suspense and unintentional ridiculousness. A gothic horror masterpiece or an unofficial prequel to *Scooby-Doo*?
8 min Aug 6, 2026 Perros Verdes
Extinction Line: The Apocalypse Hollywood Sold Us (And We Should’ve Known Better)
Anthony Mackie leads this post-apocalyptic mess where the monsters are more predictable than the script. The end of the world? No, just the end of common sense.
8 min Aug 6, 2026 Estrenos
Mother Mary
The pop exorcism music video on the catwalk of pain
9 min Aug 6, 2026 Críticas
Too Late for Wrath: A One-Way Ticket to Hell
The grim reality of redemption. Raúl Arévalo’s *Too Late for Wrath*—a merciless twist on survival and vengeance.
9 min Aug 5, 2026 Estrenos
Bitter Christmas: Almodóvar Comes Home (And Saves Us from Corporate Holiday Hell)
Almodóvar turns holiday grief into an intimate, visually stunning, and emotionally raw drama. Bárbara Lennie shines, but the script stumbles in the third act. 8/10.
15 min Aug 5, 2026 Clásicos
Wild Heart: The Soap Opera That Proved Melodrama Is the Only Genre That Could Survive a Nuclear Apocalypse
Angélica María and Fernando Allende in a 1977 Mexican telenovela that turned excess into art. A kitsch masterpiece or just another Televisa product? Claqueta Ácida dissects it with a scalpel and a smirk.
12 min Aug 5, 2026 Clásicos
A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Night Cinema Learned to Dream in Blades
Wes Craven unleashes terror’s most stylish monster: Freddy Krueger, the wet dream of the American nightmare. 91 minutes of fresh meat and razor-sharp metaphors.
6 min Aug 5, 2026 Críticas
**Smile: A Grin That Haunts Your Nightmares**
Dr. Rose Cotter confronts her past in this horror flick that’ll leave you grinning—through sheer terror
9 min Aug 4, 2026 Clásicos
The Killing of a Sacred Deer: Yorgos Lanthimos’ Gothic Ritual of Slow-Motion Dread
Lanthimos turns trauma into grand guignol opera with Farrell, Kidman, and a Barry Keoghan who stares into your soul like a rusted scalpel. Chamber cinema hurtling toward horror at a glacial pace.
10 min Aug 4, 2026 Críticas
Exhuma: Between the Sacred and the Supernaturally Rotten
A scathing, cinematic vivisection of Exhuma—a descent into mystery and the kind of unknown that leaves you smelling like a haunted crypt
11 min Aug 4, 2026 Críticas
**"Mother!": A Descent into the Abyss (or: How Darren Aronofsky Turned Allegory into a Sledgehammer)**
Claqueta Ácida’s most scathing takedown of Darren Aronofsky’s *Mother!*. A genius masterpiece or a pretentious mess? Spoiler: It’s both—like a Michelin-starred dumpster fire.
9 min Aug 4, 2026 Perros Verdes
We Need to Talk About Kevin: A Gut-Wrenching Portrait of Parenthood
A deep dive into the darkness of parenthood and the suffocating weight of guilt
11 min Aug 3, 2026 Series
The Fall of the House of Usher: Mike Flanagan and His Corporate Gothic Drenched in Shareholder Blood
Mike Flanagan turns Poe’s tale into a gothic soap opera with more skeletons in the closet than in the basement. Masterpiece or luxury telenovela? Claqueta Ácida dissects this feast of guilt, money, and rot.
14 min Aug 3, 2026 Perros Verdes
Mind Power: A Blood-Soaked X-Ray of the Brain
A merciless dissection of 'Mind Power,' a body-horror gem that gnaws at your sanity
11 min Aug 3, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Brown Bunny: The Most Sluggish, Most Miserable, and Most Self-Indulgent Joyride in Indie Cinema
Vincent Gallo gifts us 90 minutes of excruciating silence, endless shots, and a real-life blowjob no one asked for. Art or autopsy?
14 min Aug 2, 2026 Clásicos
"They Live: The Satire Capitalism Would’ve Buried Alive (If It Hadn’t Already Sold It as Merch)"
In 1988, John Carpenter handed us a shattered mirror of alienating consumerism. Today, it’s a meme with legs—but its acid still burns hotter than a Monopoly bill on Wall Street.
12 min Aug 2, 2026 Perros Verdes
Animal Instinct: The Revenge Flick That Didn’t Know It Was a Low-Budget Snuff Film
Martijn Smits turns animal activism into a Dutch slasher so clumsy even the pigs are embarrassed. Blood, bad conscience, and worse dialogue—welcome to the abattoir of cinema.
10 min Aug 2, 2026 Clásicos
*Irreversible: Hell in Reverse (Or How Gaspar Noé Forced Us to Choke on Our Own Cinephile Vomit)*
*Gaspar Noé gifts us 93 minutes of visual torture in *Irreversible*: dizzying long takes, violence that hurts, and an ending that redeems nothing. Art or sadism? You decide (but we already know the answer).*
11 min Aug 1, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Mr. Mercedes: When the Thriller Becomes a Midday TV Movie*
Brendan Gleeson tries to salvage a script that reeks of mothballs and a pace slower than a Mercedes stuck in '90s traffic.
11 min Aug 1, 2026 Clásicos
Oldboy: The Ritual of Revenge in Blood-Soaked Celluloid
Park Chan-wook distills Korean venom in this revenge masterpiece: 15 years of imprisonment, a hammer, and a live octopus. Art or nightmare? You decide.
13 min Aug 1, 2026 Críticas
A Good Person: The Maze of Redemption (Or How to Turn Therapy Into Psychological Waterboarding)
A scathing takedown of *A Good Person*—Jan Komasa’s unflinching, vomit-inducing dive into the dark underbelly of rehabilitation, where love is a weapon and sanity is the first casualty.
10 min Jul 31, 2026 Clásicos
Incendies: A Descent into the Abyss of the Soul
A masterpiece that rips your soul to shreds
6 min Jul 31, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Hanged Woman: The Ghost That Can’t Even Scare Its Own Shadow
Miguel Ángel Lamata delivers a supernatural thriller with more cobwebs in the script than in the mansion itself. Amaia Salamanca shines, but the rest is déjà vu fit for a post-lunch nap.
11 min Jul 31, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Skin I Live In: Almodóvar’s Masterclass in Surgical Sadism
Almodóvar drags us into a world where fascination and terror stitch themselves together like a second skin—literally.
19 min Jul 30, 2026 Perros Verdes
Apex Predator: When Grief Becomes a Survival One-Take Thriller
Baltasar Kormákur drags the hunt thriller into the realm of the one-take shot and Icelandic Nouvelle Vague. Charlize Theron shines, but the script limps like a wounded stag.
8 min Jul 30, 2026 Perros Verdes
Possessor: Cronenberg’s Bloody Legacy (But With Fewer Worms and Way More Swagger)
Brandon Cronenberg delivers a corporate body horror that bites harder than Dad. Andrea Riseborough is a hurricane of flesh and silicone. 8.0/10.
11 min Jul 30, 2026 Perros Verdes
Triangle: A Descent into the Abyss of Madness
A storm, a ship, and a mystery walk into a bar. Spoiler: they don’t leave.
11 min Jul 29, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Devil’s Bath: A Black Mass in the Woods That Fails to Exorcise Boredom
Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz deliver a historical psychological horror drama that drowns in its own solemnity. Visually flawless, emotionally frigid. Art or autopsy?
10 min Jul 29, 2026 Perros Verdes
Normal: Ben Wheatley Outsmarts Himself in a Town That Doesn’t Deserve the Effort
Bob Odenkirk and a Derek Kolstad script try to salvage a rural thriller drowning in its own ambition. Wheatley plays Coen wannabe, but ends up directing a Fargo episode with the world’s worst hangover.
8 min Jul 29, 2026 Perros Verdes
Oddity: The Damn Doll That Scares No One (But Almost Does)
Damian McCarthy delivers an Irish horror flick with more style than scares. Carolyn Bracken shines, but the script trips over its own wooden dummy. Cult classic or mere oddity?
11 min Jul 28, 2026 Clásicos
Halloween Night: The Psychopath Born from a Shit Budget (And Saved Us from Mediocrity)
John Carpenter turned $300,000 and a guy in a William Shatner mask into the slasher that redefined horror. Claqueta Ácida dissects its cheap genius.
17 min Jul 28, 2026 Clásicos
Night of the Living Dead: When Celluloid Rotted (And We Loved Every Second)
George A. Romero raised the dead in 1968 with bargain-bin corpses, syrup blood, and a script that chewed the American Dream down to the bone. 🧟♀️🔥
11 min Jul 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
Sirat: Trance in the Desert: Oliver Laxe Turns the Sahara into a Single-Take Ecstasy of Mystic Sweat and Existential Dread
Oliver Laxe delivers a hypnotic masterpiece where the Moroccan desert becomes a character in its own right—sweaty, hallucinogenic, and transcendent. Raw, filthy, and pure cinema. 9/10.
11 min Jul 27, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Passenger: A Thriller That Runs Out of Gas at the Rest Stop
Raúl Cerezo turns a promising concept into 91 minutes of tension that deflates faster than a used airbag. Canned scares or just plain narrative laziness?
9 min Jul 27, 2026 Clásicos
The Lobster: Marriage as the Concentration Camp of Loneliness
Yorgos Lanthimos turns love into a bureaucratic nightmare. Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz shine in this dystopian satire that stings, amuses, and suffocates in equal measure.
13 min Jul 27, 2026 Clásicos
Opera of Blood: Dario Argento’s Technicolor Nightmare Ballet
Dario Argento turns the opera house into a gothic slaughterhouse where the color red isn’t makeup—it’s a lifestyle. Masterpiece or self-parody? Claqueta Ácida dissects this macabre circus with surgical precision.
12 min Jul 27, 2026 Estrenos
Toy Story 5: The Fall of the Plastic Gods or How Pixar Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithm
Pixar sacrifices its soul on the altar of the algorithm with this fifth installment: Woody and Buzz become carnival attractions in a theme park called 'Nostalgia™'.
10 min Jul 26, 2026 Clásicos
Freaks: When the Big Top Becomes a Chamber of Horrors (and Humanity Checks Out)
Tod Browning gifts us a freak show where the real monstrosity is human morality. 64 minutes of macabre genius that MGM tried to bury six feet under.
23 min Jul 26, 2026 Críticas
Shrew's Nest: A Maze of Shadows That’ll Claustrophobically Haunt You
A visceral, gothic dissection of the 2014 Spanish horror gem that traps you in its damp, nightmarish walls—whether you like it or not.
15 min Jul 26, 2026 Clásicos
*Through the Glass Darkly: A Spanish Descent into the Abyss of the Human Soul*
A scathing review of the 1986 Spanish film that dissects the darkness of the human soul—without anesthesia.
6 min Jul 25, 2026 Estrenos
Azrael: Samara Weaving and the Hell of Silence
E.L. Katz and Simon Barrett deliver a brutal, relentless mute survival horror film where Samara Weaving once again proves why she is the modern scream queen.
7 min Jul 25, 2026 Clásicos
Hard Candy: The Perfect Trap and the Taste of Revenge
A suffocating and uncomfortable chamber psychological thriller where Elliot Page and Patrick Wilson play cat and mouse in one of the best debut films of the 2000s.
6 min Jul 25, 2026 Perros Verdes
Malignant: James Wan and the Madness of Unleashed Horror
James Wan demolishes the codes of modern horror with 'Malignant', a hilarious, delirious madness that unashamedly embraces Giallo and B-movies.
6 min Jul 25, 2026 Perros Verdes
Manticore: Carlos Vermut and the Monstrosity Lurking inside the Mind
Carlos Vermut plunges us into the abyss of guilt and unspeakable perversion in 'Manticore', a psychological thriller of unbearable discomfort.
10 min Jul 24, 2026 Críticas
Backrooms: A Descent into the Void
A film that flings wide the door to mystery and terror—if you dare to step through
9 min Jul 23, 2026 Perros Verdes
*It Follows: The Most Stylish and Slow-Moving STD in Cinema History*
David Robert Mitchell revolutionized indie horror with a hypnotic, beautiful nightmare about teenage paranoia, latent AIDS, and the walking dead.
9 min Jul 23, 2026 Clásicos
The Fly: Cronenberg and the Art of Turning Love into Pus
David Cronenberg delivers a masterpiece of body horror that transforms Jeff Goldblum into an insect with a human soul. Revolting, poetic, and profoundly heartbreaking.
10 min Jul 23, 2026 Perros Verdes
Slaughterhouse: The Cinematic Feast That Leaves Your Plate Spotless (and Your Stomach Empty)
Santiago Fillol serves up a rotten meat platter in 'Slaughterhouse': visual ambition, ravenous actors, and a script bleeding out across the Pampas. Is this art—or just a slaughterhouse of ideas?
7 min Jul 23, 2026 Perros Verdes
Wedding Night 2: The Game Repeats, But the Scare’s Lost Its Bite
Grace is back to reclaim a throne, but the script only offers plastic chairs. Is this bloody déjà vu worth the trip? Claqueta Ácida carves it open with a scalpel.
11 min Jul 22, 2026 Series
*It: Welcome to Derry*: The Prequel We Never Asked For (And Certainly Didn’t Deserve)
Andy Muschietti returns to Derry to spin the origin tale of Pennywise. Spoiler: the clown remains the only interesting thing in the room.
10 min Jul 22, 2026 Perros Verdes
Portraits of the Apocalypse: The Buenos Aires Zombie Who Didn’t Know He Was Dead (And Other Highbrow Trash Horrors)
Nicanor Loreti turns the zombie apocalypse into an Argentine style exercise: cheap, effective, and oozing more personality than a barbecue in Constitución. A masterpiece? Hardly. An instant cult classic? Probably.
10 min Jul 22, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Loved Ones: The Most Unhinged and Blood-Soaked Prom Night in Cinema History*
Sean Byrne bursts onto the Australian horror scene with a bubblegum-pink gem of sadism and suffocating tension that redefines torture porn.
11 min Jul 21, 2026 Perros Verdes
Alpha: Julia Ducournau and the Tattoo That Saves Nothing
Julia Ducournau delivers a teen drama with body-and-soul pretensions, but all she manages is a poorly healed tattoo on the arm of French cinema.
9 min Jul 21, 2026 Clásicos
The Day of the Beast: When Hell Moved to Madrid (and Brought the Party)
Álex de la Iglesia turns the Apocalypse into an orgy of gore, black humor, and punk metal. Art or sacrilege? Acid Claquette decides.
11 min Jul 21, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Exit 8*: The Horror Station That Can’t Find Its Way Out (And Neither Can You)
Genki Kawamura adapts *The Exit 8* video game with more loops than a politician’s campaign promises. Will it escape the purgatory of J-horror, or is it doomed to linger in its own terminal?
12 min Jul 21, 2026 Clásicos
An Andalusian Dog: The Slice That Lobotomized Cinema (And Left Us Blind with Genius)
Buñuel and Dalí eviscerate surrealism in 16 minutes of blood-soaked celluloid. Masterpiece or Freudian nightmare with a razor? Here’s the acidic verdict.
9 min Jul 20, 2026 Críticas
**Bugonia: The Cosmic Snatch**
Two young men convinced an executive is an alien kidnap her. Will they save Earth—or just their own delusions?
15 min Jul 19, 2026 Críticas
Night Passenger: A Roadside Nightmare (Or How to Pick Up the Devil Without Really Trying)
A scathing, pitch-black critique of the horror flick 'Night Passenger'—where cinematic analysis meets the kind of wit that leaves third-degree burns.
14 min Jul 19, 2026 Perros Verdes
**Good Boy: The Dog That Saved No One (Not Even Itself)**
A supernatural canine stars in a film that barks up the wrong tree. *Claqueta Ácida* dissects this rural dud with the precision of a scalpel in a slaughterhouse.
15 min Jul 19, 2026 Clásicos
The Boarding School: A Dormitory of Dread
The Boarding School (1969), a film that revives terror within the walls of a girls' boarding school—where repression and sadism dance a waltz in crinoline
13 min Jul 18, 2026 Clásicos
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The Bloody Dawn of Modern Terror (Or How Tobe Hooper Gifted Us Nightmares with a Chainsaw and Zero Budget)
Tobe Hooper turned $140,000 and an abandoned slaughterhouse into hell on Earth. Claqueta Ácida dissects this horror classic with a chainsaw, pitch-black humor, and a devotion to bloodstained celluloid.
8 min Jul 18, 2026 Críticas
**Luger: Neon, Gunpowder, and the Miracle of Spanish Guerrilla Thrillers**
A scathing, no-holds-barred review of *Luger*, the Spanish film that dares to challenge morality.
15 min Jul 17, 2026 Críticas
**Coherence: The Night the Comet Shat the Bed**
One night, one comet, and reality goes down the cosmic toilet.
15 min Jul 17, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Mandy: Hell on Celluloid or How Cosmatos Turned a Garage Budget into a Psychedelic Nightmare*
Panos Cosmatos delivers a visual orgy of revenge, acid, and chainsaws that makes Tarantino look like an altar boy. There’s no redemption here—just charred flesh and demonic synthesizers.
10 min Jul 16, 2026 Perros Verdes
Evil: Juanma Bajo Ulloa and the Poetics of Analog Horror in the Age of Soulless Streaming
Juanma Bajo Ulloa returns with a gothic thriller that reeks of scorched celluloid and dried blood. Does *Evil* escape the folklore of domestic terror, or does it drown in its own symbolism?
9 min Jul 16, 2026 Perros Verdes
"Who Lives by the Iron: Revenge as Bloody Poetry (and a Bit Clumsy)"
Paco Plaza delivers a Galician thriller with more bile than brilliance, where Luis Tosar shines amid a limp script and violence that leaves you wanting. Revenge or just routine?
12 min Jul 16, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Changeling: The Odyssey of Grief in 8mm or How to Lose Your Kid and Find a Monster Under the Bed
Apollo and Emma were living a fairy tale until folk horror reminded them that babies aren’t always what they seem. Or are they?
11 min Jul 15, 2026 Clásicos
In the Mouth of Madness: When John Carpenter Swallowed Lovecraft (And Spat Out Our Sanity)
John Carpenter delivers a Lovecraftian nightmare with Sam Neill teetering on the edge of the abyss. A masterpiece of cosmic horror or a self-parody with literary pretensions? Here’s the autopsy.
10 min Jul 15, 2026 Clásicos
Life of Brian: The Satire That Spit in the Face of Hypocrisy (And Had Us Laughing Until We Bled)
Monty Python drives a dagger into religious sanctimony with a comedy so razor-sharp it still stings 45 years later. Blasphemy or brilliance? You decide (but we already know the answer).
10 min Jul 14, 2026 Perros Verdes
**A Serbian Film: The Snuff That Thought It Was Art (and Ended Up a High-School Nightmare)**
**Srđan Spasojević serves up a depravity feast swinging between gratuitous shock and social commentary. Genius or pretentious trash? Claqueta Ácida dissects it with surgical precision.**
12 min Jul 14, 2026 Perros Verdes
Crash: Cronenberg’s Carnal Collision That Left Us in a (Sexual) Coma
David Cronenberg turns a traffic accident into a carnival of flesh, metal, and perversion. Art or autopsy? Here’s the acidic verdict.
10 min Jul 13, 2026 Perros Verdes
Leviticus: The Exorcism That Floats Over the Void (Or How to Sell Smoke with Low-Budget Levitation)
Adrian Chiarella delivers this 'Australian exorcism' that hovers between gothic pretension and unintentional absurdity. Art or autopsy of a soulless script?
7 min Jul 13, 2026 Clásicos
The Descent: When Hell Wears the Shape of a Cave (and a Trauma)
Neil Marshall drags us into a pit of claustrophobia, blood, and monsters that look like amateurs next to human horror. Pure, uncut claustrophobia.
13 min Jul 12, 2026 Festivales
**PUFA 2026: "Bad Haircut" Wins the Festival—and Its Barber Gives Us a One-Way Ticket to Nuremberg (The Definitive Palmares, or How to Learn to Love the Absurd)**
*"Bad Haircut" takes home Best Film at the third edition of the Valladolid International Fantastic and Horror Film Festival, while the jury and critics remain deeply divided over the film’s quality.*
12 min Jul 11, 2026 Festivales
Quantum Rave: The Neon Feast Nobody Asked For (And We All Deserved)
Paco Campano serves us a cocktail of cheap psychedelia and rusted robotics in 'Quantum Rave.' Art or cosmic vomit? Claqueta Ácida decides with boxing gloves on.
14 min Jul 11, 2026 Festivales
Frankie, Maniac Woman: A Descent into the Abyss
A scathing, gut-punching critique of 2026’s most disturbing horror—if you dare to look
15 min Jul 11, 2026 Festivales
Horror and Love: A Descent into the Heart of Cinematic Terror (and Cringe)
A scathing critique of *Horror and Love*, the film that blends terror and romance like a drunk chef mixing bleach and tequila—equally toxic, equally unforgettable.
12 min Jul 11, 2026 Festivales
**Pinocchio’s Gone Off the Rails: The Wooden Abomination Disney Would Gladly Burn at the Stake**
**Rhys Frake-Waterfield turns the childhood classic into a gore-soaked nightmare starring Robert Englund and a Pinocchio that’d make Chucky weep. Art? No. Fun? Even less.**
26 min Jul 11, 2026 Festivales
**PUFA 2026 – Day 7: A Night of Terror and Madness (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Trainwreck)**
A recap of the festival’s second day, featuring *Horror and Love*, *Quantum Rave*, *Pinocchio Unstrung*, and *Frankie, Maniac Woman*—a night packed with terror, madness, and enough emotional whiplash to make a rollercoaster jealous.
11 min Jul 10, 2026 Festivales
Appofeniacs: Silicon Valley’s Hangover in Low-Budget Nightmare Form
Chris Marrs Piliero attempts to exorcise the demons of tech addiction with a script that reads like it was spat out by a TikTok algorithm. The result? A visual hangover more painful than a thousand fake likes.
12 min Jul 10, 2026 Festivales
Janur Ireng: Sewu Dino the Prequel - A Missed Opportunity
A scathing review of the movie Janur Ireng: Sewu Dino the Prequel, with irony and dark humor
14 min Jul 10, 2026 Festivales
**Lenore: The Rot of Existence**
A psychological horror film that will make you question reality—if you can stomach the stench of its decay.
22 min Jul 10, 2026 Festivales
**PUFA 2026 - Day 6: Psychological Horror and Castilian Legends (or How the Festival Proved Genre Cinema Can Be as Unbearable as an Influencer at a Funeral)**
The sixth day of the **Valladolid International Fantasy and Horror Film Festival (PUFA)** offered a mix of premieres and screenings, including *Lenore*, *The Waiting Man*, and *Janur Ireng*, exploring psychological horror, black magic, and artificial intelligence.
23 min Jul 9, 2026 Festivales
**PUFA 2026 – Day 5: Time Loops and the Hunger for Madness**
The fifth day of PUFA 2026 was defined by mind-bending films, existential labyrinths, and the wildest black comedy, featuring titles like *Yesterday Island*, *The Red Mask*, *IAI*, and *Buffet Libre*.
9 min Jul 9, 2026 Festivales
**The Red Mask: A Visage of Dread**
**Claqueta Ácida’s evisceration of *The Red Mask*: A film that throbs with terror**
11 min Jul 9, 2026 Festivales
Yesterday Island: Paradise Found in the Cliché Swamp No One Asked For
Sam Voutas gifts us a desert-island getaway engineered by a Netflix algorithm: predictable, dull, and starring actors plucked straight from a TikTok casting call.
8 min Jul 9, 2026 Festivales
Recuerdo querido
A Japanese supernatural drama that reeks of cheap incense and telenovela tears. A masterpiece of intimate terror or a kimono-clad exercise in self-indulgence?
9 min Jul 8, 2026 Festivales
Bad Haircut: The Haircut Nobody Asked For and the Cinema Nobody Deserves
Kyle Misak gifts us a 'hood thriller' with more dandruff than suspense and more clichés than hair in a brush. Dr. Cynicism dissects this disaster with a barber’s scalpel.
13 min Jul 8, 2026 Festivales
All-You-Can-Eat: A Feast of Flesh, Shame, and Rotten Celluloid
Zoe Berriatúa serves up a grotesque buffet of social gore and pitch-black humor in this all-you-can-eat orgy of bodies, guilt, and egg fried rice. Is it too raw, or just perfectly decomposed?
10 min Jul 8, 2026 Festivales
Capture: The Cinematic Dumpster Fire No One Asked For (Or Needed)
Bruce Wemple gifts us 85 minutes of amateur horror with actors lost in a script that reeks of 90s mothballs. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cinematic corpse.
8 min Jul 8, 2026 Festivales
Cruel Hands: The Australian Cinema’s Technical KO That Knocks Out the Audience (But Not Always with Style)
Al Kalyk serves up an Australian boxing drama with more sweat than technique. Mavournee Hazel shines, but the script stays in the gym and never steps into the ring. Is the fight worth it?
13 min Jul 8, 2026 Festivales
Grand Ciel: A Wasteland of Emotions
A devastating critique of Grand Ciel, the film that’ll leave you parched
20 min Jul 8, 2026 Festivales
**PUFA 2026 – Day 4: Greed, Isolation, and a Feast of Mediocrity Served on a Silver Platter**
The fourth day of PUFA 2026 delivered an intense mix of horror, suspense, and mysticism with films like *Grand Ciel*, *El llanto del perro*, *Cruel Hands*, and *Samakdo*. Each brought a unique—if uniquely painful—experience for festivalgoers.
11 min Jul 7, 2026 Festivales
Babybacks: The Low-Budget Knockout Nobody Asked For (And We All Deserved)
Geno Marx serves up a platter of rotten ribs in 'Babybacks,' a gore-laden disaster with more fat than script. Art? Not even in your wildest nightmares. Fun? Only if you enjoy pain.
9 min Jul 7, 2026 Festivales
Killing Time
A dark fable by Jang Joon-yeop that dances between the poetic and the pretentious. A choreography of shadows and silences, but it lacks the teeth to bite.
22 min Jul 7, 2026 Festivales
**PUFA 2026: Day 3 – Analog Delirium and Mind Paranoia (or How Modern Cinema Insists on Reminding Us That Hell Is Other People—Especially If They’re Algorithms)**
The third day of the **Valladolid Fantastic Gateway (PUFA 2026)** was less a film marathon and more a *social experiment*—a rollercoaster where the festival, like a hoarder Frankenstein, stitched together scraps of marginal genius, digital autopsies, and Freudian nightmares to serve up a four-course tasting menu that, as a whole, tasted like *cheap whiskey and expired Xanax*. From the **FUNDOS Auditorium**—a cinema temple reeking of spilled beer and screenwriters’ shattered dreams—to the **Broadway Cinemas**, where the Official Selection tried (and failed) to convince us that psychological horror is still a noble genre, July 6th was a masterclass in how contemporary cinema can be *simultaneously mesmerizing and nauseating*. And no, that’s not a compliment.
11 min Jul 6, 2026 Festivales
**"PUFA 2026: Day 1 – Between Ketchup Blood, Mythology, and the Ghost of Chicho"**
The kickoff of the third edition of **PUFA** (*Pucela Fantástica*) at **Broadway Cinemas** proved that horror isn’t just on the screen. From the initial chaos in the lobby to the revelations and ironies of the speeches, the opening day was a rollercoaster of emotions, bottled guts, and pure Spanish fantasy cinema history.
18 min Jul 6, 2026 Festivales
**PUFA 2026: Day 2 – Nostalgia and "Outstanding" Discoveries (Or How Cinema Reminds Us Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions)**
The second day of PUFA 2026, Valladolid’s genre film festival, brought together unsettling classics like *Who Can Kill a Child?* and exciting newcomers like *Went Up the Hill*—though "exciting" might be a stretch.
9 min Jul 6, 2026 Festivales
Who Can Kill a Child?: The Horror No Kid (or Adult) Should Ever See
Chicho Ibáñez Serrador crafts this Spanish nightmare where children are the monsters. Corrupted innocence or pure evil? Claqueta Ácida dissects this cursed classic.
7 min Jul 6, 2026 Festivales
Went Up the Hill: The Thriller That Climbed the Slope Just to Tumble Down Like a Barrel of Clichés
An Australian mystery with more holes than a Swiss cheese and less tension than a telenovela episode. Claqueta Ácida dissects this suspense fiasco with a scalpel and a side of sarcasm.
13 min Jul 5, 2026 Festivales
*Insatiable: When Hunger Becomes a Feast of Ashes and Guilt*
Natalie Erika James serves up a chilling dish: a gothic nightmare about dysmorphia and ravenous ghosts. Too pretentious or just macabre enough?
5 min Jul 5, 2026 Perros Verdes
**"The Grandmother": Paco Plaza’s Chilling, Daring Dive into the Horror of Decay**
Paco Plaza teams up with Carlos Vermut to deliver his most restrained and stylized film yet. A disturbing yet breathtaking intergenerational duel between Almudena Amor and Vera Valdez, swapping cheap scares for the real horror of time’s passage. We break down why this pivot to "elevated horror" deserves high marks under our microscope. 💀
8 min Jul 4, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Chime: The Japanese Whisper No One Asked For (And Everyone Deserved to Ignore)*
*The Japanese Whisper No One Asked For (And Everyone Deserved to Ignore). Kiyoshi Kurosawa dives into domestic horror with *Chime*, a series that whispers more than it screams and bores more than it terrifies. Art or visual nap time?*
9 min Jul 4, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Blood Harvest: The Claqueta Ácida Verdict*
When the corn turns red and Frendo the clown sows terror with a grin from ear to ear. Eli Craig grows horror in a rotten cornfield: a killer clown, insufferable teens, and a harvest of clichés.
8 min Jul 4, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Maldoror Dossier: Claqueta Ácida’s Verdict*
Fabrice Du Welz and his shadow ballet in the Belgian underworld. Du Welz delivers a gothic thriller teetering between visual virtuosity and baroque excess—155 minutes of nightmare and obsession.
11 min Jul 4, 2026 Clásicos
*The Island: Kim Ki-duk and Cinema as a Rusty Knife in the Throat*
Kim Ki-duk tears through Korea with *The Island*: a visual poem of violence, silence, and love that hurts more than a thousand razor blades. 9.0 out of sheer exquisite suffering.
10 min Jul 3, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Influencer: Paradise Was Never Real (or How to Sell Smoke in 4K)*
Madison travels to Thailand in search of "authenticity" and ends up in an Instagram thriller where likes taste like blood. Art or self-promotion with filters?
12 min Jul 3, 2026 Perros Verdes
Obsession: The Spell That Turned Love Into a Cheap Plastic Nightmare
Curry Barker delivers this 'masterpiece' of teenage obsession with more holes than a Swiss cheese. Love or stalking? The line was never this blurry (or this poorly lit).
7 min Jul 3, 2026 Críticas
Thelma: Revenge Has Never Been This Sweet (Or This Slow, Like a Senior’s Scooter)
June Squibb devours celluloid in this pitch-black comedy where Hollywood’s deadliest granny turns scammers into geriatric pulp. A lethal weapon or just a nap with a shotgun?
8 min Jul 2, 2026 Clásicos
*American History X: Claqueta Ácida’s Verdict – A Descent into the Abyss of Hate*
*A Journey into the Abyss of Hate. A devastating critique of the film that drags us into the depths of racism and violence in a fractured California.*
8 min Jul 2, 2026 Clásicos
*American History X: Claqueta Ácida’s Veredict – A Descent into the Heart of Hate*
*A Journey into the Abyss of Hate. A devastating critique of the film that drags us into the depths of racism and violence in a fractured California.*
10 min Jul 2, 2026 Clásicos
Eraserhead: Eraser Brain or How to Birth a Monster in Celluloid
David Lynch turns fatherhood into an industrial nightmare of viscous textures and drowned screams in 89 minutes of pure analog body-horror. Art or cinematic miscarriage? We dissect it here.
10 min Jul 2, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Last Supper: A Feast That Left Us Hungry for Anything But Meat
Aleksandr Boikov serves up a gourmet horror menu in 'The Last Supper,' but the main course tastes like thin gruel. Art or self-indulgence? Valeria Von Doom carves it open with a scalpel.
14 min Jul 1, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Children of the Corn (1984): When the Cornfield Becomes Hell and the Low Budget Your Worst Nightmare*
Fritz Kiersch gifts us a rural slasher with psychopathic kids, murderous corn, and a budget tighter than a chewing gum wrapper. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cult classic... only to bury it with full honors.
8 min Jul 1, 2026 Perros Verdes
**Heretic: The Cat-and-Mouse Game That Doesn’t Realize It’s the Mouse**
Hugh Grant dons the disguise of a cultured villain in this A24 psychological thriller that promises terror and delivers a bingo card of clichés wrapped in self-help manual dialogue.
10 min Jun 30, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Ugly Stepsister: The Fairy Tale That Forgot to Add the Sulfuric Acid
Emilie Blichfeldt gifts us a plastic kingdom where beauty is tyranny and the dialogue sounds like a 1998 self-help manual. The result? A Scandinavian eyesore with more glitter than substance.
13 min Jun 30, 2026 Perros Verdes
Longlegs: Osgood Perkins’ Failed Exorcism and the Satanic FBI No One Asked For
Nicolas Cage wallows in fake blood and bargain-bin symbolism while the FBI chases a serial killer who reeks of abandoned-church air freshener. Claqueta Ácida dissects Perkins’ ritual of cinematic self-flagellation.
18 min Jun 29, 2026 Perros Verdes
**Baghead: A Nightmare in the Dark (And We Mean *Literal* Darkness)**
A scathing, gut-punch review of *Baghead*, the psychological thriller that drags you into the abyss—kicking, screaming, and probably tripping over your own feet.
15 min Jun 29, 2026 Críticas
Mickey 17: Bong Joon-ho Clones His Genius (And Almost Succeeds)
Bong Joon-ho adapts a book of disposable clones with Robert Pattinson in a frozen planet. Masterpiece or cold calculation? Here's the autopsy.
13 min Jun 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
Buried: 90 Minutes of Methodical Anguish, Where the Coffin is the Best Stage
Ryan Reynolds buried alive in a pine box: 90 minutes of cinematic claustrophobia that redefines minimalist terror. Art or refined exploitation? Both, but with style.
10 min Jun 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Wicker Man: The Cinematic Ritual That Burns You Alive (And No, It’s Not a Metaphor)
Robin Hardy and Anthony Shaffer forged a pagan celluloid cult: 94 minutes of suffocating tension that choke you like the smoke of a sacrifice. Edward Woodward burns on screen. Will you accept the challenge?
12 min Jun 28, 2026 Clásicos
The Birds: When the Sky Became a Feathered Slaughterhouse of Psychosis
Hitchcock turns birds into winged assassins in this ornithological nightmare. Masterpiece or feathered panic? Claqueta Ácida dissects the chaos.
9 min Jun 27, 2026 Perros Verdes
Marrowbone's Secret: The House That Bleeds Memory (And Not Exactly From the Budget)
Sergio G. Sánchez crafts a gothic thriller with textures so rotten they reek of mothballs. Does it escape its own labyrinth of references, or does it drown in them?
9 min Jun 27, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Virgin of the Dustbowl: The Exorcism of Boredom No One Asked For
Laura Casabé adapts Mariana Enríquez with more sweat than terror. An Argentine summer that reeks of mosquito repellent and textbook clichés.
12 min Jun 27, 2026 Perros Verdes
Verónica: The Eclipse of Dread
A scathing critique of the horror flick *Verónica*, based on an unsolved—and deeply unsettling—real-life case
6 min Jun 26, 2026 Clásicos
*The Omen: The Antichrist Who Saved Us from Boredom (and Sanity)*
Richard Donner delivers a horror classic with more fangs than a vampire at a clearance sale. Damien Thorn: the most evil kid since cinema discovered that evil smells like sulfur and cheap hair gel.
16 min Jun 26, 2026 Perros Verdes
Lamb: The Beast That Consumes Us
A scathing critique of the Icelandic film that will leave you speechless
12 min Jun 26, 2026 Clásicos
*Suspiria: Argento’s Ballet of Blood and Technicolor Nightmares*
Dario Argento turns horror into a psychedelic light show drenched in gore. Claqueta Ácida dissects his masterpiece: *art or a technicolor nightmare?*
9 min Jun 25, 2026 Perros Verdes
*"Men: Alex Garland’s Misogyny Cult Film or How to Drown in Your Own Symbolism"*
Alex Garland delivers a rural horror pamphlet with more pretension than substance. Jessie Buckley suffers, the English countryside seethes, and the patriarchy disguises itself as allegory. Masterpiece or pretentious drivel?
12 min Jun 25, 2026 Clásicos
**Pi: Faith in Chaos** – A Mind-Bending Descent into the Outer Limits of Sanity
Max cracks the secret code behind the stock market in this 1998 fever-dream of a film—where math and madness collide like a Molotov cocktail in a petri dish.
8 min Jun 24, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Bring Him Back to Me*: Danny Philippou’s Ritual That’ll Steal Your Breath (and Your Sleep)
Danny Philippou delivers an Australian horror film with long takes that reek of scorched celluloid and a Sally Hawkins who devours souls. Claqueta Ácida dissects his nightmare.
9 min Jun 24, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Humane*: The Family Euthanasia That Leaves Us Deader Than the Weather
Caitlin Cronenberg serves up this nightmare dinner where emotional cannibalism outdoes the ecological kind. Euthanasia or scam? Claqueta Ácida dissects the corpse.
7 min Jun 24, 2026 Perros Verdes
**"The Coffee Table: The Ultimate Domestic Horror—Bought on Installment Plan"**
Caye Casas delivers one of the most uncomfortable, cruel, and unbearable black comedies in the history of Spanish cinema—all thanks to a bad decorating decision.
11 min Jun 24, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Project Wolf Hunting: The Ship of Wolves Who Can’t Swim (and the Sinking of Korean Cinema in Its Own Bile)*
Kim Hong-seon turns a prison riot at sea into a blood-soaked feast of cheap CGI, recycled Korean clichés, and self-inflicted creative drowning. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cinematic shipwreck with surgical spite.
13 min Jun 24, 2026 Perros Verdes
**"Yummy: The All-You-Can-Eat Zombie Buffet No One Asked For (And Everyone Would Puke Over Twice)"**
**"Lars Damoiseaux serves up a low-budget zombie feast with plastic surgeons more sinister than a 1970s operating room. Cheap blood, unintentional laughs, and a script that reeks of expired formaldehyde."**
12 min Jun 23, 2026 Perros Verdes
"Hostel: The Tourist Trap Where They Butcher You with a Smile"
Eli Roth turns Slovakia into a backpacker slaughterhouse with this festive gore-fest that reeks of blood, sweat, and adolescent testosterone. Art? No. Fun? Plenty.
16 min Jun 23, 2026 Críticas
**"Mandy: A Nightmare Forged in Steel and Fire"**
**"Nicolas Cage embarks on a blood-soaked rampage in this psychedelic revenge fever dream."**
15 min Jun 22, 2026 Clásicos
*Airbag: The 90s’ Orgy of Chaos with Style (or How the Decade Taught Us to Laugh at Death)*
Juanma Bajo Ulloa turns mayhem into art with this psychedelic road movie, where the A/C reeks of cheap whiskey and the celluloid sweats testosterone. A cult gem that time hasn’t been able to tarnish.
11 min Jun 22, 2026 Perros Verdes
**Together: The Cave of Shattered Mirrors (or How Toxic Love Tastes Like Stagnant Water)**
Dave Franco and Alison Brie sip from the chalice of codependency in this Australian psychological thriller that reeks of emotional sweat and bargain-bin CGI. Art or autopsy of a relationship?
6 min Jun 21, 2026 Perros Verdes
**Caveat: A Wasteland of Nightmares**
A scathing, no-holds-barred evisceration of Damian McCarthy’s 2021 psychological horror *Caveat*
14 min Jun 21, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Jack's House: A Descent into the Abyss (Or How to Turn Your Audience into an Emotional Crime Scene)*
Lars von Trier drags us into the heart of darkness with *The House That Jack Built*. Can we survive the bloodbath and madness—or will we beg for an intermission from hell?
12 min Jun 20, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Timecrimes: The Time Loop That Dooms Us to Be (and Screw Up as) Ourselves*
Nacho Vigalondo turns time travel into a maze of flesh, blood, and stupid decisions. 92 minutes of low-budget paranoia that outshine the entire *Terminator* saga.
11 min Jun 20, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Primer*: A Mind-Bending Trip to the Heart of Scientific Paranoia (or How to Ruin Your Life with a Garage and a Quantum Physics Manual)
Shane Carruth turns a shoestring budget into a low-fi garage nightmare that’ll leave you more confused than a cat in a hall of mirrors. Science, betrayal, and bargain-bin sweat in 79 minutes of claustrophobic genius.
7 min Jun 19, 2026 Perros Verdes
*"When Evil Lurks: The Rural Gut-Punch That Redefined Satanic Horror"*
*Demian Rugna delivers a rural horror masterpiece about a demonic possession epidemic in the Argentine pampas that shatters every moral boundary in its path.*
15 min Jun 19, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Green Inferno: A Trip to the Heart of Darkness (And a One-Way Ticket to Nausea)*
*The most scathing, gut-wrenching takedown of *The Green Inferno*—a film that will make you question humanity (and your own gag reflex).*
10 min Jun 18, 2026 Estrenos
"Escape: Rodrigo Cortés and the Wet Dream of Prison as a Luxury Resort"
Rodrigo Cortés delivers a prison thriller that reeks of mothballs and a screenwriting workshop script. Mario Casas shines, but not even he can save this self-help pamphlet with handcuffs.
18 min Jun 18, 2026 Críticas
**Eastern Promises: A Dark Journey into the Heart of the Mafia – Cronenberg’s Scalpel Meets Russian Rot**
A scathing takedown of David Cronenberg’s *Eastern Promises*—where the mafia gets the autopsy it deserves.
6 min Jun 17, 2026 Clásicos
*Eyes Wide Shut: The Erotic Dream Kubrick Turned into a Gothic Celluloid Nightmare*
Stanley Kubrick dissects marriage like a corpse on an autopsy table: with a silver scalpel, candlelight, and a Tom Cruise more lost than a vampire in an IKEA. 159 minutes of icy hypnosis.
8 min Jun 17, 2026 Perros Verdes
**"They Will Kill You": A Blood-Soaked Love Letter to Chaos (And Your Sanity)**
Claqueta Ácida’s scathing, sarcastic take on *They Will Kill You*—where Manhattan’s elite throw the goriest housewarming party in cinematic history.
12 min Jun 17, 2026 Perros Verdes
**The Innocents: The Sinister Flip Side of Childhood Under the Nordic Sun’s Relentless Glare**
What happens when childhood cruelty runs wild without adult supervision? Eskil Vogt plunges us into a suffocating daylight nightmare with *The Innocents*, a masterclass in psychological horror that spits in the face of Hollywood’s flashy gimmicks. Forget saccharine kid superheroes—here, psychic gifts are filmed with unflinching, skin-crawling realism. We dissect one of contemporary genre cinema’s boldest, most magnetic, and squirm-inducing offerings. A work of art or pretentious discomfort? Step right up and find out. 💀
6 min Jun 17, 2026 Series
*The Last of Us: A Tissue-Strewn Odyssey of Fungi and Sentimental Drivel*
Claqueta Ácida’s scathing review of HBO’s post-apocalyptic series, where cordyceps and maudlin drama run rampant—because nothing says "prestige TV" like a fungal pandemic and a surplus of tearful monologues.
11 min Jun 17, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Witch: Extreme Puritanism, Talking Goats, and Traditional Folklore—When Religious Guilt Becomes an Extreme Sport*
Robert Eggers made his debut with a rigorous and hypnotic Gothic tale about the religious paranoia of a 17th-century colonist family and the whispers of Black Phillip, the goat who’s either the devil or just really good at small talk.
6 min Jun 16, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Aterrados: The Rebirth of Ghost Stories in the Raw Grit of Buenos Aires*
Demian Rugna revolutionizes paranormal horror—possessions, poltergeists, and all—by transplanting it to a residential neighborhood in Buenos Aires, armed with a devastating sound design that rattles your bones.
10 min Jun 15, 2026 Clásicos
*A Clockwork Orange: The Sweet, Rusty Aftertaste of Violent Haute Couture*
A scathing review of Kubrick’s masterpiece, where ultraviolence meets 60s fashion in a twisted pas de deux.
13 min Jun 15, 2026 Críticas
*The Village: M. Night Shyamalan’s Twist That Just Won’t Turn*
M. Night Shyamalan builds a cardboard village with bargain-bin monsters and a twist so stale it smells like mothballs. Roger Deakins lights up the boredom.
14 min Jun 15, 2026 Clásicos
REC: The Scream that Fails to Impress
A ruthless autopsy of the overvalued work of Paco Plaza and Jaume Balagueró. Is it a revolution in terror or just another passage in the cinematic horror genre that confuses screams with art? We dismantle the myth of the most famous quarantine in Spanish cinema.
9 min Jun 15, 2026 Perros Verdes
The Furious: A Top-Tier Martial Slaughterhouse Sabotaged by Its Own Screenplay
Timo Tjahjanto unleashes another hyperviolent bloodbath under the banner of XYZ and Edko Films. Tiger Chen’s return and Yayan Ruhian’s feral mysticism gift us with razor-sharp choreography and a stellar visual package, but the alarming lack of dramatic pacing and a generic script riddled with clichés prevent this fistfest from becoming the instant classic it promised to be. We dissect the film’s physical triumphs and narrative shipwrecks in our latest acidic takedown.
14 min Jun 14, 2026 Clásicos
*Cube*: The Claustrophobic Miracle That Proved Hell Fits in 13x13 Feet (and a $365K Budget)
A ruthless dissection of the 1998 film that will keep you on the edge of your seat—if the edge of your seat were a death trap.
7 min Jun 14, 2026 Polémicas
*The Flash: A Lightning Bolt of Incompetence and Scandal*
A scathing review of *The Flash*'s spectacular flop and the Hollywood storm it dragged in its wake.
13 min Jun 13, 2026 Críticas
"Old: The Twist That Doesn’t Turn, or How M. Night Shyamalan Aged Worse Than His Characters"
M. Night Shyamalan delivers a beachside thriller that ages worse than its own protagonists—a feast of predictable twists and self-help manual dialogue set against a tropical backdrop.
12 min Jun 13, 2026 Series
"Taboo: The Empire of Shadows Where Tom Hardy Plays Ghost (and Almost Pulls It Off)"
Tom Hardy rises from the dead to inherit an empire of rotting ships and enemies with grinning masks. A gothic masterpiece or a soap opera in dirty suits? Claqueta Ácida dissects this feast of shadows.
15 min Jun 12, 2026 Series
*Crematorio: Ambition Without Limits – A Masterclass in Moral Rot (Or How to Binge-Watch Your Own Corruption)*
A scathing, no-holds-barred evisceration of *Crematorio*—the Spanish series that didn’t just show you the sewers of power, but handed you a shovel and dared you to dig deeper.
6 min Jun 12, 2026 Críticas
*Megalopolis: A Metallic Opera of Pretension and the Art of Monumental Mediocrity*
A scathing, in-depth review of *Megalopolis* (2024), Sam Mendes’ ambitious pseudo-epic that aspires to be the "cathedral of cinema" but collapses into a CGI wasteland.
6 min Jun 12, 2026 Críticas
"Across the Spider-Verse: A Web-Slinging Snoozefest Without a Spark"
A scathing review of the animated sequel that promises multiverses but delivers less than the web can handle.
13 min Jun 11, 2026 Series
*Six Feet Under: When Family Drama Smells Like a Decadent Corpse*
HBO served us a feast of family dysfunction, pitch-black sarcasm, and metaphorical corpses. Alan Ball dug a grave so deep we still haven’t climbed out.
11 min Jun 11, 2026 Clásicos
*Requiem for a Dream: The Symphony of Collapse in 24 Frames per Second*
Darren Aronofsky turns addiction into a grotesque ballet of sweat, pixels, and shattered souls. A masterpiece that hurts more than heroin withdrawal.
12 min Jun 10, 2026 Clásicos
**"The Perfect Heist: The Master Plan That Collapsed Like a House of Cards (or How Kubrick Taught Us Crime Doesn’t Pay—But Cinema Does)"**
Stanley Kubrick dismantles the noir genre with a heist that reeks of gasoline and betrayal. 83 minutes of surgical precision, actors sweating ambition, and an ending that tastes like ashes. A masterpiece or a cold stylistic exercise? We dissect it here.
16 min Jun 10, 2026 Series
**Goliath: Justice as a Power Play (Or How to Make a Legal Drama Without Tripping Over Your Own Pretensions)**
A caustic takedown of *Goliath*, where justice isn’t blind—it’s just another rigged game in a courtroom circus.
6 min Jun 10, 2026 Series
*The Penguin: From Gargoyle’s Shadow to Cheap Neon Glow*
A scathing review of HBO Max’s *The Penguin*—the desperate attempt to glorify Gotham’s ugliest villain.
5 min Jun 9, 2026 Polémicas
Avatar: The Flood of Controversies Drowning Creativity
An acidic review of the environmental and commercial controversy surrounding James Cameron's ode to Pandora.
6 min Jun 9, 2026 Polémicas
The Idol: A Parade of Scandal and Excess
Acidic analysis of the Amazon series and its meteoric collapse following the controversy on set.
7 min Jun 8, 2026 Críticas
Disclosure Day: Spielberg’s Cardboard Apocalypse and the Alien Invasion Fairground Ride
Spielberg peddles yet another alien invasion—this time with carnival-grade effects and dialogue straight out of a self-help manual. The truth stings worse than those bargain-bin UFOs.
10 min Jun 8, 2026 Clásicos
*The Exorcist: A Cynical Possession*
A scathing review of *The Exorcist*, the horror classic with a razor-sharp edge.
15 min Jun 8, 2026 Series
*Euphoria: The Teen Drama HBO Sold Us as Art (And We Almost Bought It)*
Sam Levinson turns teenage suffering into a neon-and-glitter spectacle—but is this cinema or an advanced tutorial on how to ruin your life with style?
14 min Jun 8, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Wait: A Father’s Lament That Turned Him Into a Monster (or How Spanish Cinema Rediscovered Analog Body-Horror)*
F. Javier Gutiérrez exhumes rural trauma with cinematography that reeks of dried blood and a Víctor Clavijo who decomposes in real time. A gothic Andalusian horror masterpiece—or just a pretentious stylistic exercise?
14 min Jun 8, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Dead Mother: The Basque Gothic That Left Us With Our Hearts in Our Throats (And Our Brains in the Freezer)*
Juanma Bajo Ulloa dissects trauma with a butcher’s knife and frames that reek of mold and dried blood. Claqueta Ácida performs an autopsy on his macabre masterpiece.
5 min Jun 7, 2026 Polémicas
"Barbie: The Plastic Fantastic Feminism That Sparked a Hashtag War"
A scathing review of the controversy surrounding *Barbie* (2023) and its explosive reception on social media.
5 min Jun 7, 2026 Perros Verdes
"Obsession: A Devotion to the Abyss – Or, How to Turn Love into a Dumpster Fire"
A scathing, nihilistic takedown of Curry Barker’s *Obsession*—where passion curdles into madness, and the only twist is how predictably it all unravels.
11 min Jun 7, 2026 Polémicas
*The Last Jedi: The Saga That Fell Down the Intergalactic Troll Hole*
A scathing review of *Star Wars: The Last Jedi*, the biggest fan controversy in the galaxy—where the Force drowns in debates and memes.
5 min Jun 7, 2026 Series
*The Shield: A Badge of Justice, a Chasm of Corruption*
*A scathing review of *The Shield*, the cop drama where justice and corruption tangle like a pair of drunks in a back alley brawl.*
14 min Jun 5, 2026 Críticas
**He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: When Nostalgia-Porn Dons Armor (and Fails to Avoid Looking Like a Mattel Catalog)**
Travis Knight directs an ambitious adaptation of the classic Eternia universe, striving to balance cutting-edge digital effects with the heart and soul of the original franchise.
12 min Jun 5, 2026 Críticas
*Love’s Irony (Mile End Kicks): When Indie Film Embraces Clichés Like a Toxic Ex at an Airbnb Party*
Barbie Ferreira stars in a charming and witty indie rom-com that tackles the creative crises and emotional entanglements of your twenties—with just the right amount of millennial angst and indie-rock pretension.
10 min Jun 5, 2026 Críticas
*"The Light": When God’s Wi-Fi Fails and Guilt Still Gets 5G Coverage*
Alberto San Juan stars in a harrowing, intimate psychological drama about a priest’s moral dilemmas when confronted with the dark secrets of his congregation.
11 min Jun 5, 2026 Series
**‘The Night Of’: When Justice is a Shattered Mirror and the Darkness Holds More Truths Than the Prosecutor**
The night can be very dark, but *The Night Of* is even darker.
9 min Jun 5, 2026 Críticas
*Rebuilding*: The Art of Rebuilding (Or How to Make an Indie Drama Without Pissing Anyone Off)
Josh O’Connor delivers a subtle, introspective performance in this heartfelt indie drama about resilience and family healing against endless Midwestern landscapes.
13 min Jun 5, 2026 Críticas
*Scary Movie 6 (or Whatever Number We’re On Now): The Frankenstein Parody That Just Won’t Die!*
Cindy Campbell and Brenda Meeks are back in another installment of *Scary Movie*, ready to parody A24 and Blumhouse’s latest horror hits—because nothing says "fresh comedy" like recycling jokes from 2003.
15 min Jun 5, 2026 Clásicos
**"Jaws: The Film That Taught Us to Fear the Ocean (And Capitalism)"**
A scathing, sarcastic deep-dive into *Jaws* (1975), Steven Spielberg’s masterclass in turning a malfunctioning shark puppet into the most terrifying villain in cinema history.
10 min Jun 4, 2026 Clásicos
*Gran Torino: Clint Eastwood’s Last Stand in a Neighborhood Without Horses*
Clint Eastwood bids farewell to cinema with an urban western that’s a hymn to loneliness and redemption—if by "hymn" you mean a raspy growl from a man who’d rather spit on your shoes than sing you a lullaby.
6 min Jun 4, 2026 Clásicos
*Nebraska: A Road Trip to Nowhere (And We’re Not Just Talking About the Plot)*
A scathing yet oddly affectionate roast of *Nebraska*, Alexander Payne’s black-and-white ode to delusional dreams and Midwestern despair.
11 min Jun 4, 2026 Clásicos
*Persepolis: When the Revolution Forces You to Grow Up (or Invent Your Own God)*
Iranian director Marjane Satrapi takes us on an odyssey of self-discovery and rebellion in a chiaroscuro world.
14 min Jun 4, 2026 Series
"Twin Peaks: The Logical Dream of a Place That Never Existed (Or How David Lynch Turned Boredom Into Art)"
David Lynch and Mark Frost gut the American Dream in this surreal nightmare where coffee tastes like blood and pies hide secrets darker than hell itself.
10 min Jun 3, 2026 Series
*The Americans: The Show That Will Make You Question Loyalty (and Your Sanity)*
A scathing, satirical takedown of *The Americans*—because nothing says "family drama" like Soviet sleeper agents gaslighting their neighbors.
10 min Jun 3, 2026 Series
The Bear: A Kitchen Ablaze with Fire and Frenzy
A high-end chef joins his family’s diner. Can the flames of culinary passion salvage the chaos—or will the kitchen burn them all alive?
15 min Jun 3, 2026 Perros Verdes
'The Substance': When Body Horror Becomes a Metaphor for a Rotten Industry (and Nobody Notices)
Fargeat directs a pretentious mess where body horror is more predictable than a Netflix script. Demi Moore wastes away in vain.
11 min Jun 3, 2026 Clásicos
"Raging Bull: The Review That’ll Knock the Wind Out of You"
A devastating takedown of *Raging Bull*. What’s in store for you?
10 min Jun 2, 2026 Series
*Animal Kingdom: A Descent into Hell (Where Family is the Devil’s Playground)*
A visceral takedown of *Animal Kingdom*, where "family values" take on a whole new (and deeply criminal) meaning.
11 min Jun 2, 2026 Clásicos
*Million Dollar Baby: The Ring’s Fable That Knocked Us Out with Its Gilded Bile*
Clint Eastwood turns a boxing drama into a premature funeral. Maggie Fitzgerald reminds us that the real knockout punch is life itself.
9 min Jun 1, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Weapons*: A High-Caliber Misfire with Delusions of Grandeur
Dive into Claqueta Ácida’s scathing review of *Weapons*—where ambition backfires, style overshadows substance, and Zach Cregger takes a shot at greatness… and grazes his own foot.
9 min May 31, 2026 Series
**Bosch: The Noir Amazon Sold as "Premium" (And, Shockingly, Isn’t Corporate Trash)**
A scorching review of *Bosch*, the series that leaves you craving more—because, against all odds, it actually delivers.
9 min May 31, 2026 Clásicos
*Full Metal Jacket: The War’s Grillwork on the Canvas of Military Horror*
A scathing dissection of Kubrick’s masterpiece, where war’s fury becomes chamber art and institutional black comedy.
6 min May 30, 2026 Críticas
*Backrooms: The Maze of Madness – A Descent into Overhyped Nothingness*
*A scathing takedown of the horror series everyone’s raving about—spoiler: it’s not that deep.*
11 min May 29, 2026 Críticas
*The Drama: A24 Destroys Romance with a Millennial Paranoia and Neurosis Overdose*
A review of Kristoffer Borgli’s acclaimed A24-produced film. A suffocating, uncomfortable, and brilliant journey into the mental collapse of an engaged couple.
7 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
Abigail: Ballet, Rivers of Hemoglobin, and the Worst Nightmare of a Discount Kidnapping Gang
Radio Silence signs a delightfully entertaining, bloody, and hyperbolic vampire slasher within a mansion where a twelve-year-old ballerina is the monster.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Alleluia: Love as a Terminal Illness (or How to Turn Crimes of Passion into a Sweaty, Fleshy Spectacle)*
Fabrice Du Welz reimagines the myth of the lonely hearts killers in a feverish whirlwind of jealousy, submission, and blood, led by Lola Dueñas in a performance that’s equal parts hypnotic and harrowing.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*High Tension (Haute Tension): The Brutal Birth of the New French Extremism – Or How to Turn Flesh into Poetry with a Machete*
Alexandre Aja shocked global screens with a relentless rural bloodbath, redefined by breakneck pacing and a divisive twist that splits serious cinephiles right down the middle.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Among the Living: Lost Childhood, the Deep America Slasher Transplanted to the French Countryside*
Bustillo and Maury fuse the spirit of *Stand by Me* with the ultra-violent rural slasher vibe of *The Texas Chain Saw Massacre* in a raw, physical film that hits like a sucker punch.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Baskin (2015): When Turkish Hell Spits Fulci in Your Face (And We Love It)*
Can Evrenol reinvents Ottoman horror with a literal descent into hell, where surreal gore and dark mythology fuse into an indelible nightmare.
8 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Blue Ruin (2013): Revenge as a DIY Disaster and the Pontiac as a Metaphor for Self-Destruction*
Jeremy Saulnier reinvents the revenge genre with a stark, tense, and brutally realistic portrait of violence’s disastrous consequences.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Brawl in Cell Block 99: Shattered Bones, Vince Vaughn as a Steamroller, and the Most Savage Prison Ordeal of the Century*
S. Craig Zahler delivers a staggeringly dry, deliberate, and brutal crime-and-prison thriller, featuring a colossal and relentless Vince Vaughn.
9 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Calvaire: The Belgian Nightmare Hollywood Will Never Understand (And That’s Why It’s Perfect)*
Fabrice Du Welz makes his debut with a masterpiece of European transgressive cinema—a fog-drenched, deeply unsettling ordeal that dissects loneliness and rural madness.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Censor* (2021): When Censorship Becomes a Shattered Mirror of British Madness
Prano Bailey-Bond crafts a mesmerizing psychological and metacinematic journey into the heart of 1980s British censorship hysteria.
12 min May 28, 2026 Clásicos
*Christine*: The Most Toxic and Brilliant Mechanical Romance in Cinema History
John Carpenter takes Stephen King’s eponymous novel and soups it up to deliver a staggering fable about teenage obsession, rock ‘n’ roll, and a 1958 Plymouth Fury with the jealous rage of a scorned lover.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Crawl (2019): Giant Gators, Claustrophobic Floods, and a Lean, Mean Survival Machine*
Alexandre Aja delivers a flawless B-movie rollercoaster about a swimmer trapped in a flooded basement during a Category 5 hurricane—with Florida’s oversized gators as the cherry on top.
9 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Dogtooth (2009): The Instruction Manual for Turning Your Kids Into Lifetime-Guaranteed Automatons*
Yorgos Lanthimos bursts onto the global cinema scene with a psychological horror satire about a father who keeps his three children isolated from the world using made-up words.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Don’t Talk to Me (2020): The Short Film That Proved Horror Doesn’t Need WiFi—Just a Landline and a Bad Attitude*
We dissect the unsettling and rowdy seminal short film by the Philippou brothers, which laid the visual groundwork for their later international success.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Dragged Across Concrete*: Molten Lead, Twilight Cynicism, and the Moral Suffocation of America’s Asphalt
S. Craig Zahler delivers a monumental, nihilistic neo-noir heist thriller—corrupt cops, bone-dry violence, and nearly three hours of unrelenting suspense.
7 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Frontière(s): The New French Extremism Goes on a Picnic to the Slaughterhouse*
Xavier Gens delivers one of the most brutal, filthy, and visceral films in contemporary European cinema, blending social unrest with rural cannibalism.
7 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Green Room*: Punk Rock, Butcher Knives, and a Lethal Chokehold in a Neo-Nazi Bunker
Jeremy Saulnier delivers an ultra-violent, claustrophobic survival thriller that traps a punk band in a deadly, inescapable nightmare.
8 min May 28, 2026 Críticas
*Hitman: Corporate Scissors Snip the Barcode Off Xavier Gens’ Vision*
Xavier Gens’ Hollywood foray resulted in an entertaining action thriller—brutally butchered by Fox’s censorship claws.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*In the Earth: Forest Psychedelia, Mutant Spores, and Nature’s Descent into Madness*
Ben Wheatley shoots a pandemic-era trip—equal parts lysergic, hallucinatory, and horrifying—blending folk horror, sci-fi, and mutilation deep in the woods.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Inexorable* – The Literary Parasite and the Decaying Bourgeoisie’s Obsession
Fabrice Du Welz crafts an obsessive, elegant, and relentless psychological thriller set in a mansion hiding unspeakable creative secrets.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Kill List*: Broken Domesticity, Discount Hitmen, and the Unfathomable Abyss of British Folk Horror
Ben Wheatley blends British kitchen-sink drama with hitman cinema and the most devastating pagan folk horror of the 21st century.
12 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Killing Ground* (2016): When the Outback Becomes a Slaughterhouse for Cowards and Australian Cinema Regains Its Claws
Damien Power delivers a raw, relentless survival thriller that dismantles the myth of Australia’s rural lyricism, turning it into a claustrophobic and harrowing human hunt.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Killing of a Sacred Deer: Quantum Greek Tragedy Served on a Sterile Hospital Platter*
Yorgos Lanthimos takes Euripides' classic myth and injects it with an unrelenting clinical nightmare, where a surgeon’s guilt unleashes an unbearable physical curse.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Hills Have Eyes: The Miracle of a Remake That Outshone the Classic with Radioactive Rage*
Alexandre Aja takes Wes Craven’s classic and transforms it into a savage, blood-soaked, and unbearable nightmare of desert survival and mutant cannibalism.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Leatherface* (2017): When New French Extremism Laces Up Its Texas Boots (And Fills Them with Blood)
Bustillo and Maury cross the pond to deliver a grimy, violent, and unpredictable prequel that blows up the chainsaw myth from the ground up.
9 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Livid*: A Gothic Nightmare of Blood Ballet, Dead Dolls, and the French Extreme’s Most Posh Descent into Madness
Bustillo and Maury ditch the grimy brutality of *Inside* to birth a stunningly perverse Gothic fairy tale of vampirism and decay.
15 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Never Let Go*: Survival Ropes, Forest Paranoia, and the Family Trauma You Can’t Untangle
Alexandre Aja takes a break from his usual gore-fest to trap us in a psychological horror thriller where the only thing between you and the end of the world is a rope—and your sanity.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Poor Things*: Lanthimos’ Frankenstein Blows Up the Myth with Sex, Color, and Victorian Cynicism
Yorgos Lanthimos delivers a dazzling, operatic, and hypersexualized steampunk fever dream about the wildest and most entertaining female emancipation in contemporary cinema.
13 min May 28, 2026 Clásicos
*Prince of Darkness: When Satan is a Glowing Green Goo and Quantum Physics Rules the Apocalypse*
John Carpenter fuses religious theology with particle physics in this claustrophobic, nightmarish gem about a cylinder of green liquid and the end of the world.
9 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Rest Return in Peace (2024): When the Dead Come Back to Remind Us Hell Isn’t Them—It’s Our Inability to Let Go*
Thea Hvistendahl delivers a stunning, melancholic, and agonizing reimagining of the zombie myth, centered on grief and the existential torment of loss.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Saint Maud*: The Hypnotic Crucifixion of Sanity and Mystical Delirium – Or How Rose Glass Turned Fanaticism into Degenerate Art
Rose Glass delivers one of the most dazzling directorial debuts in modern psychological horror with A24, blurring the razor-thin line between religious ecstasy and clinical psychosis.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Sightseers*: Caravan Holidays, Homicidal Hillbillies, and a Hilariously Dark British Comedy
Ben Wheatley delivers a pitch-black, quintessentially British, and uproariously funny comedy about a pair of rural serial killers touring England in a retro caravan.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Sinner*: The Analog Nightmare and the Surrealist Labyrinth of Guilt
Michael Shanks blurs the boundaries of sanity in an Australian short film with a sickly atmosphere, where formal distortion and abstract horror converge into a moral abyss.
9 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Chaser: Hunting the Devil Through Mud, Sweat, and Bureaucratic Incompetence*
Na Hong-jin bursts onto the international scene with a brutal, suffocating, and hyper-realistic crime thriller that redefines Korean noir.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Dark and the Wicked: When the Devil’s the Only Friendly Neighbor in Texas*
Bryan Bertino delivers one of the darkest, most nihilistic, and terrifying films in contemporary horror, where grief paves the way for absolute evil.
11 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Deep House: Haunted Mansions Underwater and Oxygen-Deprived YouTubers*
Bustillo & Maury dive into a secluded French lake to film one of the most visually complex and intriguing horror propositions in recent memory.
8 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Devil’s Candy: When Metal and Hell Collide on a Canvas of Blood and Distortion*
Sean Byrne returns with a visceral canvas of auditory and visual horror where extreme art, electric guitars, and demonic possession crash together in a symphony of chaos.
6 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Divide: A Luxury Cruise Straight to the Sewer of the Human Soul*
Xavier Gens locks us in a post-apocalyptic bunker to deliver a suffocating, toxic, and painfully nihilistic psychological study.
8 min May 28, 2026 Clásicos
*The Fog (1980): When John Carpenter Proved Horror Doesn’t Need Jump Scares—Just a Synth, a Thick Mist, and a Lighthouse with Terrible Radio Reception*
John Carpenter crafts a gorgeous homage to classic horror literature with a tale of nautical ghosts, coastal lighthouses, and bloodstained founding secrets.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Lobster: The Ultimate Dystopia on Forced Pairing and Mutant Love*
Yorgos Lanthimos makes his English-language debut with a razor-sharp black comedy satire about a fascist hotel where singles must find a partner in 45 days—or be turned into animals.
9 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Monster: When Motherhood Is Scarier Than Any Forest Creature*
Bryan Bertino fuses the raw intimacy of addiction drama with classic monster horror, crafting a claustrophobic, rain-soaked, and heart-wrenching tale.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Soul Eater: Mountain Legends, Lost Kids, and Rural Offal – A Feast for the Damned*
Bustillo and Maury return in 2024 with a dark, filthy, and suffocating police-gothic thriller set deep in the forests of France—where the trees whisper and the locals *really* don’t like outsiders.
10 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Strangers: When Home Becomes Your Worst Nightmare (And No, It’s Not Because of IKEA)*
Bryan Bertino crafts an absolute masterpiece of minimalist suspense, turning an isolated cabin into a gallows of relentless dread.
9 min May 28, 2026 Clásicos
*The Thing (1982): John Carpenter’s Frozen Masterpiece of Paranoia and Mutant Flesh*
John Carpenter delivers his artistic magnum opus in Antarctica, blending Cold War nihilistic distrust with the most unhinged practical effects in cinema history.
8 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Wailing (The Stranger): Shamanism, Demon Plague, and the Existential Collapse of Rural Faith*
Na Hong-jin delivers one of the 21st century’s greatest horror masterpieces—a tale of shamans, demons, and rural conspiracy that dismantles reason itself.
12 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*The Yellow Sea: The Filthy Odyssey of the Siberian Wolf, Hatchet Blows, and Borderline Desperation*
Na Hong-jin doubles down on physical violence, human despair, and breakneck pacing in a tragic criminal epic with no redemption in sight.
9 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Together*: When Love Becomes a Metastatic Tumor
Michael Shanks turns a couple’s lockdown into a nightmare of body horror and psychological toxicity, where love and physical revulsion merge in grotesque fashion.
8 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Trauma* (2017): When Horror Is a Shattered Mirror of Chilean History
Lucio A. Rojas delivers one of the most brutal, ruthless, and politically controversial films in Latin American extreme cinema.
8 min May 28, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Vinyan: Grief as a Virus and the Jungle as a Coffin*
Fabrice Du Welz films a feverish, sensory descent into the hell of mourning and loss, set in the bowels of a jungle that devours reason.
12 min May 27, 2026 Polémicas
*Madame Web: The Spiderweb of Cinematic Neglect*
S.J. Clarkson attempts to spin a superhero thriller without superheroes, action, or a script that doesn’t read like it was written by a cheap excuse generator.
12 min May 27, 2026 Críticas
*The Mummy: The Mummification of Family Sanity*
Lee Cronin takes the Universal classic, strips off its golden bandages of nostalgia, and drags it through the muck of visceral body-horror and demonic possession.
9 min May 21, 2026 Críticas
*The Mandalorian and Grogu: Two Hours of Canned Nostalgia and a Massive Plushie Sale*
A review of Jon Favreau’s *Star Wars* film—a feature-length production that feels like a stretched-out TV episode, solely designed to rescue Disney’s merchandising division.
6 min Apr 30, 2026 Perros Verdes
Eden Lake: El calvario rural a manos de la crueldad juvenil
James Watkins debutó con un implacable y brutal thriller de supervivencia sobre la violencia de pandillas de adolescentes y el clasismo en la campiña inglesa.
14 min Apr 30, 2026 Críticas
*The Devil Wears Prada 2: The Unnecessary Return of Luxury Brands and Corporate Nostalgia*
A review of the sequel to the iconic fashion comedy. Miranda Priestly returns to try and save the dying print media industry with a mix of stylish workplace abuse and million-dollar budgets.
10 min Apr 24, 2026 Críticas
*Michael: The Lavish, Extremely Sanitized Golden Altar to the King of Pop*
A review of Antoine Fuqua’s ambitious musical biopic about Michael Jackson. A dazzling technical and choreographic spectacle that stumbles when it comes to addressing the real shadows behind the myth.
9 min Apr 6, 2026 Polémicas
*The Witch’s Ballad: Hollywood’s Greatest Hits (Stolen Ones Included)*
A fiery industry controversy over the use of music in films without the artists' permission—because nothing says "art" like corporate looting in a tuxedo.
8 min Mar 23, 2026 Críticas
*Challengers*: Guadagnino’s Sweaty, Sexy, Synth-Soaked Tennis Threesome
Luca Guadagnino turns tennis into a high-stakes game of erotic and psychological tension in this vibrant three-way duel.
10 min Feb 5, 2026 Clásicos
*Blow Out* (1981): When Brian De Palma Stopped Imitating Hitchcock to Piss on His Grave—With Style
An in-depth review of Brian De Palma’s definitive paranoid thriller. We dissect his obsession with sound, his visual suspense tricks, and a devastating finale that still packs a punch.
9 min Jan 19, 2026 Perros Verdes
*Raw*: A Vegetarian Awakening with a Side of Human Flesh
Julia Ducournau made her feature debut with this wild, exquisite cannibal fable about coming of age, college hazing, and forbidden appetites.
12 min Jan 17, 2026 Críticas
*Nosferatu: Eggers’ Glorious, Gothic Vampire Revival – A Masterclass in Mold, Shadows, and Carnal Obsession*
Robert Eggers resurrects the immortal vampire classic with a sublime, tenebrous, and sweat-drenched symphony of shadows, rats, and fleshly obsession.
12 min Dec 8, 2025 Perros Verdes
*The Lighthouse: Monotony, Madness, and the Stench of Kerosene-Drenched Maritime Mythology*
Robert Eggers locks Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson in a godforsaken rock to gift us a hypnotic, black-and-white maritime fever dream.
8 min Dec 4, 2025 Perros Verdes
*Killing God: The Absurd Apocalypse of Family Misery*
Caye Casas made her directorial debut alongside Albert Pintó in this hilarious, cruel, and pitch-black satirical farce where God is a dwarf vagrant forcing a dysfunctional family to choose the end of the world.
8 min Nov 25, 2025 Perros Verdes
*I Spit on Your Grave: The Unfiltered Catharsis of Limitless Revenge*
Steven R. Monroe helmed this controversial and savage remake of the 1978 exploitation classic—a raw tale of humiliation, survival, and unflinching vengeance that pulls no punches.
9 min Nov 10, 2025 Perros Verdes
*Hereditary*: The Ultimate Family Grief Marathon (Or How to Turn Your Relatives Into a Satanic Boy Band)
Ari Aster burst onto the horror scene with a devastating, gut-wrenching thesis on inherited grief, maternal madness, and the demon Paimon—because nothing says "family bonding" like ritual decapitations and ancestral curses.
12 min Sep 26, 2025 Clásicos
*Natural Born Killers*: Oliver Stone’s Media Circus or How to Turn Nausea Into Art (With MTV Subtitles)
An in-depth review of *Natural Born Killers* (1994). We dissect Oliver Stone and Quentin Tarantino’s unhinged satire on criminal fame.
8 min Jul 10, 2025 Polémicas
*Le Corbeau (The Raven, 1943): The Masterpiece That United Nazis and Communists in Hating Clouzot*
A corrosive analysis of *Le Corbeau* (1943), Henri-Georges Clouzot’s psychological thriller that dissects the poison of denunciation in occupied France.
11 min May 14, 2025 Clásicos
*Vertigo: Hitchcock’s Broken Mirror or How to Turn Jimmy Stewart Into a Stylish Psychopath*
A scathing, analytical takedown of *Vertigo*, Alfred Hitchcock’s suspense masterpiece. A descent into psychological obsession and visual fetishism that exposes Hollywood’s necrophilic romance.
10 min Feb 7, 2025 Críticas
"One Battle After Another: Paul Thomas Anderson Gets Lost—And Loves Every Minute of It—in Pynchon’s Maze"
We dissect the big winner of the 2026 Oscars. A '70s conspiracy odyssey shot on 35mm that dazzles aesthetes and exhausts mere mortals.
9 min Dec 26, 2024 Perros Verdes
The Autopsy of Jane Doe: The Frostbitten Forensics of Witchcraft
André Øvredal locks Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch in an underground morgue to dissect the corpse of a medieval witch in this suffocatingly clinical thriller.
10 min Dec 18, 2024 Críticas
*Gladiator II: Ridley Scott’s Roman Circus—Where Digital Sharks and Testosterone Overdoses Rule the Arena*
A review of Ridley Scott’s long-awaited sequel—a colossal spectacle that dazzles in its naval battles but lacks the dramatic nobility and mystique of the original classic.
10 min Dec 8, 2024 Polémicas
**Golden Globes 2026: Booze, Cringe Jokes, and the First Cull of Awards Season**
A recap of the 83rd Golden Globes. We break down the winners, the most awkward acceptance speeches, and Hollywood’s open bar.
10 min Dec 5, 2024 Clásicos
The Executioner: Berlanga and the Black Comedy that Portrayed the Darkest Spain
In-depth review and analysis of 'The Executioner' (1963), the undisputed masterpiece of Luis García Berlanga and Rafael Azcona. The best black comedy about the death penalty.
9 min Dec 4, 2024 Clásicos
*Taxi Driver*: Scorsese Films New York’s Sewers with Neon Poetry
An in-depth review of *Taxi Driver* (1976), Martin Scorsese and Paul Schrader’s masterpiece. A feverish descent into urban alienation, concealed firearms, and sleepless nights.
9 min Nov 12, 2024 Críticas
*Sinners: Vampires, Racism, and 16 Oscar Noms for an Empty Shell*
A review of Ryan Coogler’s Southern Gothic vampire thriller—a stunning aesthetic spectacle that stumbles into self-important dramatics and hollow pretension.
11 min Oct 30, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Barbarian: The Airbnb from Hell and Basements That Never End*
Zach Cregger makes his horror debut in spectacular, suicidal fashion, splitting his film in half to deliver the world’s most dangerous Airbnb.
9 min Oct 30, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Bone Tomahawk: A Classic Western with a Side of Brutal Cannibalism*
S. Craig Zahler made a colossal directorial debut, patiently blending twilight western aesthetics with auteurist dialogue and the most unflinching cannibalistic body horror imaginable.
9 min Oct 19, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Titane: The Palme d’Or That Spit in the Face of Conventional Cinema (And We Loved It)*
Julia Ducournau shocked and captivated the Cannes Film Festival with a hypnotic, violent, and tender odyssey about human hybrids, cars, and familial redemption.
10 min Oct 17, 2024 Clásicos
*Fight Club (1999): The Satire the Gen X Deserved and Capitalism Couldn’t Stomach*
An in-depth review of *Fight Club* (1999). We dissect David Fincher’s cult masterpiece—a scathing take on consumerism, the crisis of masculinity, and human-soap alchemy.
12 min Oct 14, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Midsommar: Swedish Couples Therapy in Broad Daylight*
Ari Aster proves there’s nothing more terrifying than a Scandinavian folk festival, emotional codependency, and giant flower costumes.
12 min Oct 11, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Ghostland: Or How Pascal Laugier Turned a Home Invasion Flick Into a Psychological Survival Manual (With Porcelain Dolls)*
Pascal Laugier returns with a suffocating, unsettling, and razor-sharp hall of mirrors about mental escapism, violence, and the scars of childhood abuse.
12 min Jul 11, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Pearl: When Technicolor Bleeds and Melodrama Becomes Nightmare*
Ti West and Mia Goth team up for a mesmerizing and unhinged retro slasher that pays homage to classic Hollywood melodrama and deranged minds.
13 min Jul 5, 2024 Perros Verdes
*In the Tall Grass: The Time-Loop Nightmare Where the Grass Whispers Your Name (in Patrick Wilson’s Voice)*
Vincenzo Natali adapts Stephen King and Joe Hill, turning an innocent cornfield into a suffocating labyrinth of time loops and cosmic rocks with more mystical pretensions than an Instagram guru.
9 min Jul 1, 2024 Críticas
*Train to Busan: Zombies on the Fast Track (First Class, No Refunds)*
Yeon Sang-ho crafted one of the best action-horror zombie thrillers in recent memory, turning a high-speed train ride into a suffocating social hellscape.
9 min May 5, 2024 Críticas
*Get Out*: Progressive Racism Dissected with a Scalpel (and a Side of Tea)
Jordan Peele made his directorial debut with a razor-sharp social horror satire about hypnosis, liberal hypocrisy in the suburbs, and brain transplants—because nothing says "woke" like turning Black bodies into empty vessels for rich white folks.
8 min Apr 12, 2024 Críticas
*Civil War: Alex Garland’s Chilling, Flawless, and Terrifying Postcard of America’s Collapse*
Alex Garland plunges us into an uncomfortable dystopian nightmare that refuses to offer political explanations, instead zeroing in on the desensitization of war journalism.
8 min Apr 9, 2024 Clásicos
*Funny Games*: Haneke Tortures Us with a Sadistic Smile—and We Love It
A satirical and squirm-inducing review of Michael Haneke’s modern Austrian cinema classic. A meta-cinematic essay that shames the viewer for their thirst for violence.
10 min Mar 23, 2024 Perros Verdes
*X: The Bloody, Sweaty Resurrection of Analog Slasher Cinema*
Ti West delivers a filthy, lascivious, and razor-sharp love letter to '70s indie porn and rural slasher classics, set on a Texas farm where the only thing sharper than the knives is the satire.
11 min Mar 18, 2024 Clásicos
*2001: A Space Odyssey – A Monkey, a Monolith, and Two Hours of Cosmic Pretentiousness*
We dissect Stanley Kubrick’s magnum opus. A visual feast of minimalism and space hypnosis that cemented "serious" sci-fi—and bored half of humanity to tears.
10 min Feb 5, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Parasite*: The Sharpest, Most Darkly Humorous Dissection of Class Warfare
Bong Joon-ho delivers a cinematic gem that effortlessly leaps across genres, morphing from pitch-black comedy about real estate scams into a bloody social tragedy.
6 min Feb 1, 2024 Perros Verdes
*Martyrs*: The Unbearable Calvary of Transcendence
Pascal Laugier delivers the magnum opus of the New French Extremity: a devastating plunge into systematic violence and the mystical quest for the great beyond.
11 min Jan 13, 2024 Críticas
*Mad Max: Furiosa – The Desert Still Shines, the Script Doesn’t*
We dissect George Miller’s latest release. A visual feast that overstays its welcome like gum on hot asphalt.
11 min Jan 1, 2024 Críticas
*Hamnet*: Chloé Zhao Films a Child’s Death and Wrings Out Analog Tears
*Hamnet* review. Maggie O’Farrell’s novel adaptation crowns itself as a devastating work of art, with a masterful Jessie Buckley at its core.
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