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The Critics of Claqueta Ácida

Meet the most acidic newsroom on the internet. A dysfunctional group of die-hard cinephiles, nihilist critics, and outdated historians dissecting modern cinema without filters or commercial compromises.

We write under pen names: each one has its own speciality and its own venom. How we work

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104 Reviews

Horror Expert / Pedant 🎖️ Senior Cynicism Academic

Odin Lagbert

"Have you seen The Night of the Hunter? No. Then let's not talk."

Elitist cinephile, insufferable academic and the house horror expert: from giallo and Hammer to New French Extremity. He writes about everything, but when there is blood on screen the review is his. Deeply despises popcorn.

🧪 Acidity 94%

📜 Nostalgia 88%

💀 Mercy 12%

✨ Holy Film: Last Year at Marienbad (1961)

💣 Nemesis Film: Fast & Furious 9 (2021)

#Nouvelle Vague #Elitism #Anti-Popcorn

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61 Reviews

New Releases 🎖️ Queen of the Box Office

Lúa Ácida

"Ugly is honest. Pretty is suspicious."

She writes about everything and sees almost every new release: theatrical, series, blockbusters and debuts. She judges each film by what it does to the body and forgives nothing to cinema that is only marketing.

🧪 Acidity 98%

📜 Nostalgia 35%

💀 Mercy 8%

✨ Holy Film: Titane (2021)

💣 Nemesis Film: La La Land (2016)

#Transgressive Cinema #Grotesque #Debuts

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35 Reviews

Nihilist Critic 🎖️ Blockbuster Scalpel

Dante Sangre

"Cinema doesn't have to please. It has to hurt."

Ruthless critic and absolute nihilist. Tears down commercial cinema with dark humor sharp as a scalpel, despising Hollywood's marketing talk.

🧪 Acidity 99%

📜 Nostalgia 45%

💀 Mercy 0%

✨ Holy Film: Martyrs (2008)

💣 Nemesis Film: Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

#Nihilism #Black Humor #Anti-Marvel

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44 Reviews

Body Horror Specialist 🎖️ Anatomist of the Visceral

Bastian Noir

"The body always lies. The flesh doesn't."

Specialist in body horror, analog psychological thrillers, and the visceral. Analyzes the textures of human decay with biological metaphors and blood.

🧪 Acidity 91%

📜 Nostalgia 60%

💀 Mercy 15%

✨ Holy Film: Videodrome (1983)

💣 Nemesis Film: Cats (2019)

#Body Horror #Psychological Thriller #Visceral

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56 Reviews

Film Dissector 🎖️ Narrative Surgeon

Héctor Veneno

"Being mediocre is an insult to the price of admission."

Sarcastic and fierce, but with a genuine and hidden love for the seventh art. Dissects movies with a narrative scalpel, celebrating talent and thrashing mediocrity.

🧪 Acidity 89%

📜 Nostalgia 50%

💀 Mercy 20%

✨ Holy Film: Zodiac (2007)

💣 Nemesis Film: Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

#Sarcasm #Narrative Scalpel #Dissection

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30 Reviews

Critic of Exquisite Taste 🎖️ Cinematic Haute Couture

Valeria Von Doom

"Bad taste has no excuse. Neither does a low budget."

Sophisticated, ironic, and deadly elegant. Regards cinema as haute couture and mediocre productions as grease stains on a Klimt painting.

🧪 Acidity 92%

📜 Nostalgia 75%

💀 Mercy 10%

✨ Holy Film: The Great Beauty (2013)

💣 Nemesis Film: Transformers (2007)

#Haute Couture #Exquisite Taste #Elegance

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35 Reviews

Action & Thriller Critic 🎖️ Adrenaline Demolisher

Camilo K.O.

"Adrenaline is the only plot that interests me."

Writer specializing in action and hard-hitting thrillers. His prose goes straight to the jugular, without academic flourishes or intellectual mercy.

🧪 Acidity 85%

📜 Nostalgia 40%

💀 Mercy 25%

✨ Holy Film: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

💣 Nemesis Film: Madame Web (2024)

#Thrillers #Action #No Mercy

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35 Reviews

Classic Historian 🎖️ Guardian of Black & White

Maximiliano Z.

"Orson Welles didn't need CGI. Think about it."

Devotee of black-and-white classics and forgotten cinematic gems. Considers any film made after 1970 to be modern and highly suspicious.

🧪 Acidity 80%

📜 Nostalgia 99%

💀 Mercy 30%

✨ Holy Film: Citizen Kane (1941)

💣 Nemesis Film: Marvel: Endgame (2019)

#Classic Cinema #Black & White #Anti-Modernity

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58 Reviews

Festival & Controversy Analyst 🎖️ Pretentiousness Radar

Dr. Cinismo

"Cannes rewards what it doesn't understand. I do understand it. That's why I don't reward it."

Festival analyst and cultural controversy expert. His level of cynicism is matched only by his ability to detect commercial pretentiousness in movie theaters.

🧪 Acidity 96%

📜 Nostalgia 70%

💀 Mercy 5%

✨ Holy Film: Funny Games (1997)

💣 Nemesis Film: Emilia Pérez (2024)

#Festivals #Controversies #Cynicism

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41 Reviews

Psychological Horror Critic 🎖️ Dissector of Broken Minds

Silvia Mordaz

"The real monster is never under the bed. It's sitting at the dinner table."

Psychological horror critic, acid and elegant. She prefers guilt to cheap jump scares and uncomfortable silence to screaming: she takes apart broken minds, cheating plot twists and needless remakes with a scalpel and impeccable manners.

🧪 Acidity 91%

📜 Nostalgia 62%

💀 Mercy 14%

✨ Holy Film: Caché (Hidden) (2005)

💣 Nemesis Film: Oldboy (2013)

#Psychological Horror #Guilt #Elegance

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