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Pinocchio’s Gone Off the Rails The Wooden Abomination Disney Would Gladly Burn at the Stake
Rhys Frake-Waterfield turns the childhood classic into a gore-soaked nightmare starring Robert Englund and a Pinocchio that’d make Chucky weep. Art? No. Fun? Even less.
By: Dr. Cinismo 7/11/2026 • ⏱️ 12 min