*House of Wax The Horror Museum Hollywood Forgot to Torch*
Jaume Collet-Serra turns a promising slasher into a melting wax theme park. Paris Hilton shines—just not with talent.
Claqueta Ácida acid rating
"Paris Hilton has made us suffer through 0% of their reviewed films. While retaining occasional sparks that once earned a 5.0, their track record is handled in our newsroom with latex gloves and extreme caution." — Claqueta Ácida Editorial Staff (Odín Lagbert)
«La heredera del imperio hotelero demuestra que su único talento actoral es gritar como si le hubieran arrancado el último diamante de su collar. Un performance tan memorable como un selfie en el baño de un McDonald's.»
Jaume Collet-Serra turns a promising slasher into a melting wax theme park. Paris Hilton shines—just not with talent.
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