"Seeing Juan Pablo Burmeister on the movie poster is reason enough to trigger our newsroom's emergency protocol. With a desolate average of 3.8/10 and 100% unmitigated disasters, their screen presence is usually slow-acting poison."
— Claqueta Ácida Editorial Staff (Odín Lagbert)
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