💀 Ruthless critic and absolute nihilist. Tears down commercial cinema with dark humor sharp as a scalpel, despising Hollywood's marketing talk.
"Cinema doesn't have to please. It has to hurt."
Dante Sangre dissects V/H/S/Mixtape, an autopsy of the analog format as a cultural trench against contemporary tyrannical digital surveillance.
A giant snake from Amazon folklore against miners and developers: mean B-movie fun, badly lit. Worth watching? With reservations: 5.5/10.
Adam Wingard (The Guest) reunites Dan Stevens and Simon Barrett for an A24 supersoldier thriller as polished as it is empty. Not the Garland film: 5.2/10.
An unfiltered review that dismantles the latest Insidious installment as a low-budget horror scam with an even worse script.
David Mackenzie attempts to cross disaster cinema with a high-stakes heist thriller in a race-against-the-clock romp that runs out of fuel halfway through. 💀
A superhero series that smells like a corporate facelift, featuring cardboard dialogue and a budget that looks like a €9.50-per-episode scam.
A review that unearths the industrial garbage of 'Head to Head: Marfil', the Pokeepsie Films scam that leaves you with a red account and a headache.
Barry Levinson turns prison drama into a feast of cruelty and redemption. Spoiler: forgiveness hurts more than the punches.
Leigh Whannell directs a sequel that tries to be more than just a Blumhouse product, but the result is a ghost thriller stuck halfway between art and the cash register.
An acidic review of 'Maniac' (2012), a slasher attempt that barely scratches the surface of horror.
David Serrano turns Christmas into an emotional landfill. Santa Claus doesn’t exist, but the real tragedy is that this movie does. 🎄🔥
Ridley Scott turns Napoleon’s life into a cardboard spectacle with Joaquin Phoenix playing a carnival sideshow attraction. History for dummies.
Simón Mesa Soto delivers an unsettling masterpiece about poetry, aging, and failure. Painfully beautiful. 9.0/10.
The grim reality of redemption. Raúl Arévalo’s *Too Late for Wrath*—a merciless twist on survival and vengeance.
Anthony Mackie leads this post-apocalyptic mess where the monsters are more predictable than the script. The end of the world? No, just the end of common sense.
In 1988, John Carpenter handed us a shattered mirror of alienating consumerism. Today, it’s a meme with legs—but its acid still burns hotter than a Monopoly bill on Wall Street.
Brendan Gleeson tries to salvage a script that reeks of mothballs and a pace slower than a Mercedes stuck in '90s traffic.
Tod Browning gifts us a freak show where the real monstrosity is human morality. 64 minutes of macabre genius that MGM tried to bury six feet under.
Tobe Hooper turned $140,000 and an abandoned slaughterhouse into hell on Earth. Claqueta Ácida dissects this horror classic with a chainsaw, pitch-black humor, and a devotion to bloodstained celluloid.
Sam Voutas gifts us a desert-island getaway engineered by a Netflix algorithm: predictable, dull, and starring actors plucked straight from a TikTok casting call.
A devastating critique of Grand Ciel, the film that’ll leave you parched
Curry Barker delivers this 'masterpiece' of teenage obsession with more holes than a Swiss cheese. Love or stalking? The line was never this blurry (or this poorly lit).
Fritz Kiersch gifts us a rural slasher with psychopathic kids, murderous corn, and a budget tighter than a chewing gum wrapper. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cult classic... only to bury it with full honors.
Caitlin Cronenberg serves up this nightmare dinner where emotional cannibalism outdoes the ecological kind. Euthanasia or scam? Claqueta Ácida dissects the corpse.
Kim Hong-seon turns a prison riot at sea into a blood-soaked feast of cheap CGI, recycled Korean clichés, and self-inflicted creative drowning. Claqueta Ácida dissects this cinematic shipwreck with surgical spite.
What happens when childhood cruelty runs wild without adult supervision? Eskil Vogt plunges us into a suffocating daylight nightmare with *The Innocents*, a masterclass in psychological horror that spits in the face of Hollywood’s flashy gimmicks. Forget saccharine kid superheroes—here, psychic gifts are filmed with unflinching, skin-crawling realism. We dissect one of contemporary genre cinema’s boldest, most magnetic, and squirm-inducing offerings. A work of art or pretentious discomfort? Step right up and find out. 💀
Fargeat directs a pretentious mess where body horror is more predictable than a Netflix script. Demi Moore wastes away in vain.
Xavier Gens delivers one of the most brutal, filthy, and visceral films in contemporary European cinema, blending social unrest with rural cannibalism.
S.J. Clarkson attempts to spin a superhero thriller without superheroes, action, or a script that doesn’t read like it was written by a cheap excuse generator.
Julia Ducournau made her feature debut with this wild, exquisite cannibal fable about coming of age, college hazing, and forbidden appetites.
Robert Eggers locks Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson in a godforsaken rock to gift us a hypnotic, black-and-white maritime fever dream.
A corrosive analysis of *Le Corbeau* (1943), Henri-Georges Clouzot’s psychological thriller that dissects the poison of denunciation in occupied France.
A scathing, analytical takedown of *Vertigo*, Alfred Hitchcock’s suspense masterpiece. A descent into psychological obsession and visual fetishism that exposes Hollywood’s necrophilic romance.
André Øvredal locks Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch in an underground morgue to dissect the corpse of a medieval witch in this suffocatingly clinical thriller.
Ari Aster proves there’s nothing more terrifying than a Scandinavian folk festival, emotional codependency, and giant flower costumes.
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