Series 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
Slow Horses Spies with a Taste for Bitter Coffee
A corrosive review that dissects the espionage series with sarcasm, blood, and a healthy dose of cold coffee.
By: Lúa Ácida 9/20/2026 • ⏱️ 6 min
🟢 Grotesque Explorer
🎖️ Queen of Transgressive Cinema
Lúa Ácida
Specialist in transgressive horror cinema and debut directors. Her mission is to find beauty in the grotesque and celebrate cinema that makes your stomach turn.
"Lo feo es honesto. Lo bonito, sospechoso."
#Terror Transgresor
#Perros Verdes
#Óperas Primas
#Grotesco
🧪 Acidity 98%
📜 Nostalgia 35%
💻 CGI 40%
💀 Mercy 8%
✨ Holy Film: Titane (2021)
💣 Nemesis Film: La La Land (2016)
55 Reviews
7.1 Avg Score
Most reviewed genres
Perros Verdes 29
Clásicos 7
Estrenos 6
Festivales 6
Series 3
🎬 All reviews 55
Estrenos ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
Resident Evil The Infection of Skinless Marketing
A brutal autopsy of the new Resident Evil that reeks of office perfume and plastic blood.
By: Lúa Ácida 9/18/2026 • ⏱️ 6 min
Estrenos ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
On the Run A Senseless Sprint
A marathon of clichés and marketing sweat that leaves the audience feeling like they've run in circles. 💀
By: Lúa Ácida 9/17/2026 • ⏱️ 6 min
Estrenos ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
The Mutiny The Mutation of Cheap Machismo
Jason Statham returns to the screen with a movie that reeks of sweat and cheap marketing. Acidic, unfiltered review.
By: Lúa Ácida 9/15/2026 • ⏱️ 6 min
Clásicos ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
The Corpse Collector An Acidic Review of Lúa
A biting review that unravels the baroque horror of the 1968 film, amidst Karloff, shadows, and macabre sculptures.
By: Lúa Ácida 9/11/2026 • ⏱️ 6 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
Strange Harvest The Fake Documentary That Doesn’t Know It’s Fake (And That’s Its Only Charm)
Stuart Ortiz delivers a B-movie found footage flick with more ambition than budget. Is it worth it? Only if you enjoy horror that smells like a poorly ventilated garage.
By: Lúa Ácida 9/6/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Estrenos ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
Species The Alien Threat
A scathing review of the 1995 science fiction film
By: Lúa Ácida 8/30/2026 • ⏱️ 3 min
Perros Verdes ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
The Priest Thanksgiving Massacre – When the Turkey’s a Cannibal and the Sermon Smells Like Blood
Steve Lawson serves up a low-budget terror feast with more salt than scares. Folk horror for microwave fans: fast, cheap, and leaves the same aftertaste.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/25/2026 • ⏱️ 11 min
Estrenos ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
The Ghost Writer A Political Thriller That Drains Your Will to Live
Claqueta Ácida’s scathing review of Roman Polanski’s *The Ghost Writer*—a political thriller that grinds patience into dust with the enthusiasm of a tax audit.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/18/2026 • ⏱️ 11 min
Clásicos 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
Possession When Love Rots and Celluloid Bleeds
Żuławski turns a divorce into a flesh-and-psychosis black mass. Isabelle Adjani screams so hard the Berlin Wall shudders. Horror cinema for masochists with impeccable taste.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/13/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
*The Companion* Drew Hancock and the Folk Horror We Didn’t Know We Needed (But Won’t Exactly Change Our Lives Either)
A folk thriller drenched in intoxicating atmosphere and solid performances, yet it lingers awkwardly between the poetic and the predictable. Drew Hancock makes a stylish debut—just don’t expect a revolution.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/11/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
Pretty and Deadly When the Tutu Becomes a Murder Weapon
A troupe of ballerinas trapped in a remote inn discovers the real horror isn’t the killers—it’s their own choreography. A critique laced with venom and glitter.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/11/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
*Primate* The Chimp That Doomed Us All (And It Wasn’t the Only One)
Johannes Roberts turns a rabid premise into a tropical nightmare dripping with more sweat than scares. Is it worth it? Yes—but not for the reasons you’d think.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/10/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Estrenos ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
Whistle The Deathly Hiss, A Scream of Terror
A scathing review of *Whistle: The Deathly Hiss*, the horror flick with a cursed whistle that’s about as fresh as a week-old corpse
By: Lúa Ácida 8/8/2026 • ⏱️ 11 min
Clásicos 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
An Angel in Our Midst A Christmas of Second Chances (Or How to Sell Emotional Snake Oil in 90 Minutes)
An angel works overtime to melt the heart of a hardened criminal in this festive tear-jerker that proves Hollywood’s factory of miracles is still running at full capacity—sentimental defects included.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/8/2026 • ⏱️ 15 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
The Platform The Prison We Deserve (And the Hunger We Dare Not Name)
A social allegory that moves like a broken elevator: powerful at first, then circling the same floors until you’re bored of your own despair.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/7/2026 • ⏱️ 6 min
Críticas ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
A Good Person The Maze of Redemption (Or How to Turn Therapy Into Psychological Waterboarding)
A scathing takedown of *A Good Person*—Jan Komasa’s unflinching, vomit-inducing dive into the dark underbelly of rehabilitation, where love is a weapon and sanity is the first casualty.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/1/2026 • ⏱️ 14 min
Clásicos 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
Oldboy The Ritual of Revenge in Blood-Soaked Celluloid
Park Chan-wook distills Korean venom in this revenge masterpiece: 15 years of imprisonment, a hammer, and a live octopus. Art or nightmare? You decide.
By: Lúa Ácida 8/1/2026 • ⏱️ 11 min
Clásicos 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
Night of the Living Dead When Celluloid Rotted (And We Loved Every Second)
George A. Romero raised the dead in 1968 with bargain-bin corpses, syrup blood, and a script that chewed the American Dream down to the bone. 🧟♀️🔥
By: Lúa Ácida 7/28/2026 • ⏱️ 17 min
Clásicos 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
The Lobster Marriage as the Concentration Camp of Loneliness
Yorgos Lanthimos turns love into a bureaucratic nightmare. Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz shine in this dystopian satire that stings, amuses, and suffocates in equal measure.
By: Lúa Ácida 7/27/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
"Who Lives by the Iron Revenge as Bloody Poetry (and a Bit Clumsy)"
Paco Plaza delivers a Galician thriller with more bile than brilliance, where Luis Tosar shines amid a limp script and violence that leaves you wanting. Revenge or just routine?
By: Lúa Ácida 7/16/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Festivales 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
Frankie, Maniac Woman A Descent into the Abyss
A scathing, gut-punching critique of 2026’s most disturbing horror—if you dare to look
By: Lúa Ácida 7/11/2026 • ⏱️ 14 min
Festivales ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
**PUFA 2026 Day 6: Psychological Horror and Castilian Legends (or How the Festival Proved Genre Cinema Can Be as Unbearable as an Influencer at a Funeral)**
The sixth day of the **Valladolid International Fantasy and Horror Film Festival (PUFA)** offered a mix of premieres and screenings, including *Lenore*, *The Waiting Man*, and *Janur Ireng*, exploring psychological horror, black magic, and artificial intelligence.
By: Lúa Ácida 7/10/2026 • ⏱️ 22 min
Festivales ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
Cruel Hands The Australian Cinema’s Technical KO That Knocks Out the Audience (But Not Always with Style)
Al Kalyk serves up an Australian boxing drama with more sweat than technique. Mavournee Hazel shines, but the script stays in the gym and never steps into the ring. Is the fight worth it?
By: Lúa Ácida 7/8/2026 • ⏱️ 8 min
Festivales ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
Killing Time
A dark fable by Jang Joon-yeop that dances between the poetic and the pretentious. A choreography of shadows and silences, but it lacks the teeth to bite.
By: Lúa Ácida 7/7/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Festivales ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
**PUFA 2026 Day 2 – Nostalgia and "Outstanding" Discoveries (Or How Cinema Reminds Us Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions)**
The second day of PUFA 2026, Valladolid’s genre film festival, brought together unsettling classics like *Who Can Kill a Child?* and exciting newcomers like *Went Up the Hill*—though "exciting" might be a stretch.
By: Lúa Ácida 7/6/2026 • ⏱️ 19 min
Festivales ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
Went Up the Hill The Thriller That Climbed the Slope Just to Tumble Down Like a Barrel of Clichés
An Australian mystery with more holes than a Swiss cheese and less tension than a telenovela episode. Claqueta Ácida dissects this suspense fiasco with a scalpel and a side of sarcasm.
By: Lúa Ácida 7/6/2026 • ⏱️ 7 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
**"Yummy The All-You-Can-Eat Zombie Buffet No One Asked For (And Everyone Would Puke Over Twice)"**
**"Lars Damoiseaux serves up a low-budget zombie feast with plastic surgeons more sinister than a 1970s operating room. Cheap blood, unintentional laughs, and a script that reeks of expired formaldehyde."**
By: Lúa Ácida 6/24/2026 • ⏱️ 13 min
Polémicas ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
*The Flash A Lightning Bolt of Incompetence and Scandal*
A scathing review of *The Flash*'s spectacular flop and the Hollywood storm it dragged in its wake.
By: Lúa Ácida 6/14/2026 • ⏱️ 7 min
Series 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
"Taboo The Empire of Shadows Where Tom Hardy Plays Ghost (and Almost Pulls It Off)"
Tom Hardy rises from the dead to inherit an empire of rotting ships and enemies with grinning masks. A gothic masterpiece or a soap opera in dirty suits? Claqueta Ácida dissects this feast of shadows.
By: Lúa Ácida 6/13/2026 • ⏱️ 13 min
Polémicas ⚠️ Ácido Sulfúrico
The Idol A Parade of Scandal and Excess
Acidic analysis of the Amazon series and its meteoric collapse following the controversy on set.
By: Lúa Ácida 6/9/2026 • ⏱️ 6 min
Clásicos 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Gran Torino Clint Eastwood’s Last Stand in a Neighborhood Without Horses*
Clint Eastwood bids farewell to cinema with an urban western that’s a hymn to loneliness and redemption—if by "hymn" you mean a raspy growl from a man who’d rather spit on your shoes than sing you a lullaby.
By: Lúa Ácida 6/4/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Series 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
The Bear A Kitchen Ablaze with Fire and Frenzy
A high-end chef joins his family’s diner. Can the flames of culinary passion salvage the chaos—or will the kitchen burn them all alive?
By: Lúa Ácida 6/3/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Inside The Ultimate Symphony of Pain—Stitched Together with Sewing Scissors*
Bustillo, Maury, and the unholy spirit of the era deliver the most blood-soaked, poetic, and merciless *home invasion* in cinema history.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 8 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Halloween The Night Pure Evil Slapped on a Cheap Mask and Took a Leisurely Stroll*
John Carpenter reinvented the modern slasher on a shoestring budget, three piano notes, and a faceless killer embodying suburban terror—no backstory, no mercy, just a knife and the slow creep of dread.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 12 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
Abigail Ballet, Rivers of Hemoglobin, and the Worst Nightmare of a Discount Kidnapping Gang
Radio Silence signs a delightfully entertaining, bloody, and hyperbolic vampire slasher within a mansion where a twelve-year-old ballerina is the monster.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 7 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*High Tension (Haute Tension) The Brutal Birth of the New French Extremism – Or How to Turn Flesh into Poetry with a Machete*
Alexandre Aja shocked global screens with a relentless rural bloodbath, redefined by breakneck pacing and a divisive twist that splits serious cinephiles right down the middle.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 11 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Christine* The Most Toxic and Brilliant Mechanical Romance in Cinema History
John Carpenter takes Stephen King’s eponymous novel and soups it up to deliver a staggering fable about teenage obsession, rock ‘n’ roll, and a 1958 Plymouth Fury with the jealous rage of a scorned lover.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 12 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Crawl (2019) Giant Gators, Claustrophobic Floods, and a Lean, Mean Survival Machine*
Alexandre Aja delivers a flawless B-movie rollercoaster about a swimmer trapped in a flooded basement during a Category 5 hurricane—with Florida’s oversized gators as the cherry on top.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 12 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Dogtooth (2009) The Instruction Manual for Turning Your Kids Into Lifetime-Guaranteed Automatons*
Yorgos Lanthimos bursts onto the global cinema scene with a psychological horror satire about a father who keeps his three children isolated from the world using made-up words.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
*Don’t Talk to Me (2020) The Short Film That Proved Horror Doesn’t Need WiFi—Just a Landline and a Bad Attitude*
We dissect the unsettling and rowdy seminal short film by the Philippou brothers, which laid the visual groundwork for their later international success.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*In the Earth Forest Psychedelia, Mutant Spores, and Nature’s Descent into Madness*
Ben Wheatley shoots a pandemic-era trip—equal parts lysergic, hallucinatory, and horrifying—blending folk horror, sci-fi, and mutilation deep in the woods.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*The Killing of a Sacred Deer Quantum Greek Tragedy Served on a Sterile Hospital Platter*
Yorgos Lanthimos takes Euripides' classic myth and injects it with an unrelenting clinical nightmare, where a surgeon’s guilt unleashes an unbearable physical curse.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*The Hills Have Eyes The Miracle of a Remake That Outshone the Classic with Radioactive Rage*
Alexandre Aja takes Wes Craven’s classic and transforms it into a savage, blood-soaked, and unbearable nightmare of desert survival and mutant cannibalism.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Livid* A Gothic Nightmare of Blood Ballet, Dead Dolls, and the French Extreme’s Most Posh Descent into Madness
Bustillo and Maury ditch the grimy brutality of *Inside* to birth a stunningly perverse Gothic fairy tale of vampirism and decay.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Perros Verdes ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
*Never Let Go* Survival Ropes, Forest Paranoia, and the Family Trauma You Can’t Untangle
Alexandre Aja takes a break from his usual gore-fest to trap us in a psychological horror thriller where the only thing between you and the end of the world is a rope—and your sanity.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 15 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Poor Things* Lanthimos’ Frankenstein Blows Up the Myth with Sex, Color, and Victorian Cynicism
Yorgos Lanthimos delivers a dazzling, operatic, and hypersexualized steampunk fever dream about the wildest and most entertaining female emancipation in contemporary cinema.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Prince of Darkness When Satan is a Glowing Green Goo and Quantum Physics Rules the Apocalypse*
John Carpenter fuses religious theology with particle physics in this claustrophobic, nightmarish gem about a cylinder of green liquid and the end of the world.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 13 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Sightseers* Caravan Holidays, Homicidal Hillbillies, and a Hilariously Dark British Comedy
Ben Wheatley delivers a pitch-black, quintessentially British, and uproariously funny comedy about a pair of rural serial killers touring England in a retro caravan.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 11 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*The Fog (1980) When John Carpenter Proved Horror Doesn’t Need Jump Scares—Just a Synth, a Thick Mist, and a Lighthouse with Terrible Radio Reception*
John Carpenter crafts a gorgeous homage to classic horror literature with a tale of nautical ghosts, coastal lighthouses, and bloodstained founding secrets.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*The Lobster The Ultimate Dystopia on Forced Pairing and Mutant Love*
Yorgos Lanthimos makes his English-language debut with a razor-sharp black comedy satire about a fascist hotel where singles must find a partner in 45 days—or be turned into animals.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*The Thing (1982) John Carpenter’s Frozen Masterpiece of Paranoia and Mutant Flesh*
John Carpenter delivers his artistic magnum opus in Antarctica, blending Cold War nihilistic distrust with the most unhinged practical effects in cinema history.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/28/2026 • ⏱️ 9 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Get Out* Progressive Racism Dissected with a Scalpel (and a Side of Tea)
Jordan Peele made his directorial debut with a razor-sharp social horror satire about hypnosis, liberal hypocrisy in the suburbs, and brain transplants—because nothing says "woke" like turning Black bodies into empty vessels for rich white folks.
By: Lúa Ácida 5/5/2024 • ⏱️ 10 min
Perros Verdes 🔥 Fusión Nuclear
*Parasite* The Sharpest, Most Darkly Humorous Dissection of Class Warfare
Bong Joon-ho delivers a cinematic gem that effortlessly leaps across genres, morphing from pitch-black comedy about real estate scams into a bloody social tragedy.
By: Lúa Ácida 2/5/2024 • ⏱️ 10 min
Críticas ⚡ Ácido Cítrico
*Mad Max Furiosa – The Desert Still Shines, the Script Doesn’t*
We dissect George Miller’s latest release. A visual feast that overstays its welcome like gum on hot asphalt.
By: Lúa Ácida 1/13/2024 • ⏱️ 11 min
