Horror Under the Sun: Summer Bites Too
Beaches with fins, Swedish solstices, murderous caravans and villages whose grandparents are not what they seem. Sunscreen not included.
8.5 / 10
Jaws: The Film That Taught Us to Fear the Ocean (And Capitalism)
A scathing, sarcastic deep-dive into *Jaws* (1975), Steven Spielberg’s masterclass in turning a malfunctioning shark puppet into the most terrifying villain in cinema history.
8.5 / 10
*Midsommar: Swedish Couples Therapy in Broad Daylight*
Ari Aster proves there’s nothing more terrifying than a Scandinavian folk festival, emotional codependency, and giant flower costumes.
8.0 / 10
Oldies: The Summer Grandpa Became a Ghost (And Nobody Noticed)
Raúl Cerezo delivers a Spanish Gothic thriller that reeks of mothballs and sweat. Psychological terror or nursing home nightmare? Let’s dissect it.
8.5 / 10
*Sightseers*: Caravan Holidays, Homicidal Hillbillies, and a Hilariously Dark British Comedy
Ben Wheatley delivers a pitch-black, quintessentially British, and uproariously funny comedy about a pair of rural serial killers touring England in a retro caravan.