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Best movies of 2012

We dissect the cinema of 2012. Here is our top ranking from best to worst based strictly on our editorial autopsies.

#1
*Sightseers*: Caravan Holidays, Homicidal Hillbillies, and a Hilariously Dark British Comedy
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.5/10

Ben Wheatley delivers a pitch-black, quintessentially British, and uproariously funny comedy about a pair of rural serial killers touring England in a retro caravan.

Director: Ben Wheatley Read Full Critique
#2
V/H/S: The Found Footage That Forgot It Was an Anthology Until It Was Too Late
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.2/10

Eight directors, one cursed format, and a script that reads like it was scribbled on a bar napkin. Art or accident? Silvia Mordaz dissects it with a scalpel and acid.

Director: David Bruckner, Chad Villella, Adam Wingard, Tyler Gillett, Glenn McQuaid, Justin Martinez, Joe Swanberg, Ti West, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin Read Full Critique
#3
Maniac (2012): A remake that stays in the shadows
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.0/10

An acidic review of 'Maniac' (2012), a slasher attempt that barely scratches the surface of horror.

Director: Franck Khalfoun Read Full Critique
#4
The Bay: An Outbreak of Mediocrity in the Maryland Bay
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 5.8/10

An acidic review of Barry Levinson's film that tries to scare with viruses and ends up as a low-budget routine.

Director: Barry Levinson Read Full Critique
#5
Red Lights: The Blindness of the Thriller
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 5.5/10

A caustic critique that dismantles the illusion of 'Red Lights', revealing its structure as a shattered mirror of perception.

Director: Rodrigo Cortés Read Full Critique