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Best movies of 2022

We dissect the cinema of 2022. Here is our top ranking from best to worst based strictly on our editorial autopsies.

#1
The Coffee Table: The Ultimate Domestic Horror—Bought on Installment Plan
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 9.0/10

Caye Casas delivers one of the most uncomfortable, cruel, and unbearable black comedies in the history of Spanish cinema—all thanks to a bad decorating decision.

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#2
*Talk to Me*: Viral Possessions, the Plaster Hand, and Teenage Grief Turned Demon Addiction
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.7/10

The Philippou brothers make their explosive A24 debut with a suffocating, hyper-realistic horror film that reinvents possession movies for the TikTok era.

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#3
Piglet: When the Mirror Returns Fangs
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.7/10

A teenage nightmare where bullying reeks of rotting flesh and revenge tastes like fresh blood. Gothic thriller with more grease than a slaughterhouse.

Director: Carlota Pereda Read Full Critique
#4
*Pearl: When Technicolor Bleeds and Melodrama Becomes Nightmare*
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.7/10

Ti West and Mia Goth team up for a mesmerizing and unhinged retro slasher that pays homage to classic Hollywood melodrama and deranged minds.

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#5
*Barbarian: The Airbnb from Hell and Basements That Never End*
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.6/10

Zach Cregger makes his horror debut in spectacular, suicidal fashion, splitting his film in half to deliver the world’s most dangerous Airbnb.

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#6
Manticore: Carlos Vermut and the Monstrosity Lurking inside the Mind
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.5/10

Carlos Vermut plunges us into the abyss of guilt and unspeakable perversion in 'Manticore', a psychological thriller of unbearable discomfort.

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#7
The Bear: A Kitchen Ablaze with Fire and Frenzy
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.5/10

A high-end chef joins his family’s diner. Can the flames of culinary passion salvage the chaos—or will the kitchen burn them all alive?

Director: Christopher Storer Read Full Critique
#8
*X: The Bloody, Sweaty Resurrection of Analog Slasher Cinema*
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.5/10

Ti West delivers a filthy, lascivious, and razor-sharp love letter to '70s indie porn and rural slasher classics, set on a Texas farm where the only thing sharper than the knives is the satire.

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#9
Slow Horses: Spies with a Taste for Bitter Coffee
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.2/10

Gary Oldman turns Jackson Lamb into a corrosive force of nature in one of the best and most cynical revisions of the British espionage thriller.

Director: Will Smith Read Full Critique
#10
The Menu: A Recipe for the Abyss
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.5/10

A scathing review of *The Menu*, the film that’ll make you question the true cost of exclusivity

Director: Mark Mylod Read Full Critique
#11
Smile: A Grin That Haunts Your Nightmares
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.2/10

Dr. Rose Cotter confronts her past in this horror flick that’ll leave you grinning—through sheer terror

Director: Parker Finn Read Full Critique
#12
"The Grandmother": Paco Plaza’s Chilling, Daring Dive into the Horror of Decay
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.0/10

Paco Plaza teams up with Carlos Vermut to deliver his most restrained and stylized film yet. A disturbing yet breathtaking intergenerational duel between Almudena Amor and Vera Valdez, swapping cheap scares for the real horror of time’s passage. We break down why this pivot to "elevated horror" deserves high marks under our microscope. 💀

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#13
Slaughterhouse: The Cinematic Feast That Leaves Your Plate Spotless (and Your Stomach Empty)
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.2/10

Santiago Fillol serves up a rotten meat platter in 'Slaughterhouse': visual ambition, ravenous actors, and a script bleeding out across the Pampas. Is this art—or just a slaughterhouse of ideas?

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#14
Extinction: The Apocalypse That Fits in a Garage
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.1/10

A low‑budget zombie apocalypse that works in bursts and bores elsewhere. Byers does what he can with 84 minutes and almost no money.

Director: Daniel Byers Read Full Critique
#15
The Cursed Guest: A Dream That Turns Into a Nightmare
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.0/10

A scathing critique that acknowledges the hits of Ruth Platt's unsettling work, but points out its lack of surprise and pacing.

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#16
*Influencer: Paradise Was Never Real (or How to Sell Smoke in 4K)*
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.0/10

Madison travels to Thailand in search of "authenticity" and ends up in an Instagram thriller where likes taste like blood. Art or self-promotion with filters?

Director: Kurtis David Harder Read Full Critique
#17
*"Men: Alex Garland’s Misogyny Cult Film or How to Drown in Your Own Symbolism"*
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.0/10

Alex Garland delivers a rural horror pamphlet with more pretension than substance. Jessie Buckley suffers, the English countryside seethes, and the patriarchy disguises itself as allegory. Masterpiece or pretentious drivel?

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#18
Terrifier 2: The Clown Who Rose from the Dead (And Should’ve Stayed Six Feet Under)
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 5.8/10

Damien Leone resurrects Art the Clown with more blood, fewer ideas, and a budget that reeks of gas-station pizza. Cult classic or celluloid vomit?

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#19
Avatar: The Flood of Controversies Drowning Creativity
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 5.5/10

An acidic review of the environmental and commercial controversy surrounding James Cameron's ode to Pandora.

Director: James Cameron Read Full Critique
#20
The Passenger: A Thriller That Runs Out of Gas at the Rest Stop
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 5.0/10

Raúl Cerezo turns a promising concept into 91 minutes of tension that deflates faster than a used airbag. Canned scares or just plain narrative laziness?

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