🎬 CLAQUETA ÁCIDA
🏆 Definitive Ranking

Best movies of 2017

We dissect the cinema of 2017. Here is our top ranking from best to worst based strictly on our editorial autopsies.

#1
*Brawl in Cell Block 99: Shattered Bones, Vince Vaughn as a Steamroller, and the Most Savage Prison Ordeal of the Century*
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 9.2/10

S. Craig Zahler delivers a staggeringly dry, deliberate, and brutal crime-and-prison thriller, featuring a colossal and relentless Vince Vaughn.

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#2
*The Killing of a Sacred Deer: Quantum Greek Tragedy Served on a Sterile Hospital Platter*
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.9/10

Yorgos Lanthimos takes Euripides' classic myth and injects it with an unrelenting clinical nightmare, where a surgeon’s guilt unleashes an unbearable physical curse.

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#3
*Get Out*: Progressive Racism Dissected with a Scalpel (and a Side of Tea)
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.8/10

Jordan Peele made his directorial debut with a razor-sharp social horror satire about hypnosis, liberal hypocrisy in the suburbs, and brain transplants—because nothing says "woke" like turning Black bodies into empty vessels for rich white folks.

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#4
The Killing of a Sacred Deer: Yorgos Lanthimos’ Gothic Ritual of Slow-Motion Dread
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.5/10

Lanthimos turns trauma into grand guignol opera with Farrell, Kidman, and a Barry Keoghan who stares into your soul like a rusted scalpel. Chamber cinema hurtling toward horror at a glacial pace.

Director: Yorgos Lánthimos Read Full Critique
#5
*Aterrados: The Rebirth of Ghost Stories in the Raw Grit of Buenos Aires*
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.5/10

Demian Rugna revolutionizes paranormal horror—possessions, poltergeists, and all—by transplanting it to a residential neighborhood in Buenos Aires, armed with a devastating sound design that rattles your bones.

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#6
*Killing God: The Absurd Apocalypse of Family Misery*
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.4/10

Caye Casas made her directorial debut alongside Albert Pintó in this hilarious, cruel, and pitch-black satirical farce where God is a dwarf vagrant forcing a dysfunctional family to choose the end of the world.

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#7
"Taboo: The Empire of Shadows Where Tom Hardy Plays Ghost (and Almost Pulls It Off)"
🔥 Nuclear Fusion ⭐ 8.0/10

Tom Hardy rises from the dead to inherit an empire of rotting ships and enemies with grinning masks. A gothic masterpiece or a soap opera in dirty suits? Claqueta Ácida dissects this feast of shadows.

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#8
Revenge: When the Revenge Thriller Morphs into a Survival Manual for Women (and a Screenwriting Disaster)
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.5/10

A French woman with a knife and style: feminist thriller or gratuitous exercise in cruelty? Coralie Fargeat’s debut feature splits opinions sharper than an axe through a skull.

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#9
A Ghost Story: A Journey Through Time and Memory
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.5/10

The Claqueta Ácida review of A Ghost Story, a film that explores existence and human connection.

Director: David Lowery Read Full Critique
#10
Verónica: The Eclipse of Dread
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.5/10

A scathing critique of the horror flick *Verónica*, based on an unsolved—and deeply unsettling—real-life case

Director: Paco Plaza Read Full Critique
#11
*Trauma* (2017): When Horror Is a Shattered Mirror of Chilean History
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.2/10

Lucio A. Rojas delivers one of the most brutal, ruthless, and politically controversial films in Latin American extreme cinema.

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#12
Satan’s Slaves: The Mud-Wrestling Match from Hell
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.1/10

The Indonesian horror flick that’ll leave you gasping for air—or praying for a quick death

Director: Joko Anwar Read Full Critique
#13
"Mother!": A Descent into the Abyss (or: How Darren Aronofsky Turned Allegory into a Sledgehammer)
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 7.0/10

Claqueta Ácida’s most scathing takedown of Darren Aronofsky’s *Mother!*. A genius masterpiece or a pretentious mess? Spoiler: It’s both—like a Michelin-starred dumpster fire.

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#14
Marrowbone's Secret: The House That Bleeds Memory (And Not Exactly From the Budget)
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.8/10

Sergio G. Sánchez crafts a gothic thriller with textures so rotten they reek of mothballs. Does it escape its own labyrinth of references, or does it drown in them?

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#15
*Leatherface* (2017): When New French Extremism Laces Up Its Texas Boots (And Fills Them with Blood)
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.8/10

Bustillo and Maury cross the pond to deliver a grimy, violent, and unpredictable prequel that blows up the chainsaw myth from the ground up.

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#16
*Mr. Mercedes: When the Thriller Becomes a Midday TV Movie*
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 6.0/10

Brendan Gleeson tries to salvage a script that reeks of mothballs and a pace slower than a Mercedes stuck in '90s traffic.

Director: David E. Kelley Read Full Critique
#17
*The Last Jedi: The Saga That Fell Down the Intergalactic Troll Hole*
⚡ Citric Acid ⭐ 5.5/10

A scathing review of *Star Wars: The Last Jedi*, the biggest fan controversy in the galaxy—where the Force drowns in debates and memes.

Director: Rian Johnson Read Full Critique